The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
topic: Happy Birthday, Beauty, Funny Inspirational, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
source: Quoted in James B. Simpson, Contemporary Quotations (1964)
topic: Funny, Birthday, Health, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
topic: Happy Birthday, Funny Inspirational, Humorous, Humorous Birthday, Birthday Cake
This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age.
topic: Birthday, Wine, Years, Old Birthday, 40th Birthday
The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.
topic: Birthday, Philosophical, Years, Milestone Birthday, 20th Birthday
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
topic: Birthday, Time, Years, Staying Young, Inspirational Age
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
topic: Funny Inspirational, Women, Memorable, Status Updates, Whatsapp
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
topic: Birthday, Years, People, Milestone Birthday, Old Birthday
topic: Birthday, Regret, Learning, Old Birthday, 40th Birthday
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
topic: Beauty, Real, Age, Inspirational Age, Elders
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
topic: Health, Medicine, 50th Birthday, Staying Young, Inspirational Age
topic: Birthday, Children, Mean, Inspirational Age, Turning 40
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
topic: Birthday, Congratulations, Age, Humorous Birthday, Inspirational Age
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
topic: Birthday, People, Looks, Humorous Birthday, Fat People
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
source: LUCY LARCOM (1869). “POEMS”, p.179
topic: Inspirational, Birthday, Past, Milestone Birthday, 21st Birthday
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
topic: Life, Happy Birthday, Happiness, Humorous Birthday, Mature And Immature
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
topic: Birthday, Years, Age, Humorous Birthday, 40th Birthday
topic: Birthday, Heart, Heaven, 40th Birthday, Funny 40 Year Old Birthday
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
topic: Birthday, Art, Age, Staying Young, Milestone Birthday
topic: Birthday, Friends, Time, Milestone Birthday, 60th Birthday
At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
topic: Birthday, Time, Growing Up, Milestone Birthday, 30th Birthday
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
topic: Birthday, Wife, Way, Humorous Birthday, Husband To Be
You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
topic: Birthday, Men, Age, Milestone Birthday, Turning 40
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more.
source: "Write to the Heart : Wit & Wisdom Of Women Writers". Book by Amber Coverdale Sumrall, 1992.
topic: Birthday, Appreciation, Women, Milestone Birthday, Old Birthday
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
topic: Birthday, Witty, Funny Inspirational, Old Jokes, Celebrate Birthday
Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
source: George William Curtis (1856). “Prue and I”, p.111
topic: Birthday, Years, Feelings, Inspirational Age, Wise Age
topic: Birthday, Blow, Cake, Birthday Cake, Old Birthday