Funny Falling In Love Quotes:

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

- Dr. Seuss

topic: Love, Life, Relationship, Impress A Girl, Say I Love You

"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."

- Woodrow Wyatt

source: To the Point (1981) p. 107

topic: Life, Falling In Love, Eye, Humorous Love, I Fall In Love

You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Love, Fall, Blame, Wordplay, Falling For You

Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are.

- Alanis Morissette

topic: Love You, Love For Her, Amazing Love, Cute Boyfriend, I Adore You

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

- Mignon McLaughlin

source: Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.32, BookBaby

topic: Love, Relationship, Anniversary, Husband Love, Husband To Be

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

- Pearl Bailey

topic: Love, Romantic, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Paperwork

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

- H. L. Mencken

topic: Love, Funny, Marriage, Humor Love, Humorous Love

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

- Joan Crawford

source: Interview in "Hollywood Reporter", 1954.

topic: Love, Heartbreak, Dream, Humor Love, Humorous Love

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

- Melanie Griffith

topic: Best Love, Women, Crazy, Humorous Love, Time Love

First best is falling in love. Second best is being in love. Least best is falling out of love. But any of it is better than never having been in love.

- Maya Angelou

topic: Falling In Love, Being In Love, Firsts, I Fall In Love, Falling In Love With You

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

- W. Somerset Maugham

topic: Love, Sarcastic, Depressing, Humorous Love, Dirty Business

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Sisterhood, Men, Marry Me, Humorous Valentine, Marriage Wisdom

If you love something, set it free.

- Abraham Lincoln

topic: Love, Modern Family, Getting Back Together, If You Love Someone, Jonathan Seagull

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Stoves, Cute Girl

The only people who make love all the time are liars.

- Louis Jordan

source: "Fictional character: Gaston Lachaille". "Gigi", www.imdb.com. 1958.

topic: Liars, Funny Relationship, People, Funny Falling In Love

You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.

- Frank Herbert

source: Frank Herbert (2008). “God Emperor of Dune”, p.272, Penguin

topic: Funny Love, Giving, Joy, Humorous Love, Funny Falling In Love

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

source: Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings (2011). “The Yearling”, p.176, Simon and Schuster

topic: Love, Funny, Life, Humorous Love, Strong Independent

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

- Steve Martin

topic: Broken Heart, Love Is, Promise, Funny Anti Love, Funny Falling In Love

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

- Bess Myerson

topic: Broken Heart, Falling In Love, Simple, Humor Love, Mending A Broken Heart

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Funny, Marriage, Couple, Humorous Love, Marriage Humor

Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

- George Will

topic: Marriage, Funny Love, Definitions, Humorous Love, Marriage Humor

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Love, Inspirational, Romantic, Humorous Love, I Love You Like

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

- Rita Rudner

topic: Funny Love, Hands, Want, Humorous Love, Holding Hands

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. The second you meet someone that you're going to fall in love with you deliberately become a moron. You do this in order to fall in love, because it would be impossible to fall in love with any human being if you actually saw them for what they are.

- Fran Lebowitz

topic: Broken Heart, Falling In Love, Love You, Humor Love, Funny Falling In Love

A gentleman who had been very unhappy in marriage, married immediately after his wife died; it was the triumph of hope over experience.

- Samuel Johnson

source: Samuel Johnson, James Boswell (1825). “The Table Talk of Dr. Johnson: Comprising Opinions and Anecdotes of Life and Literature, Men, Manners, and Morals”, p.40

topic: Wife, Gentleman, Unhappy, Humorous Love, Marriage Humor

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

- Roy Croft

topic: Love, Friendship, Positive, Humorous Love, Make Me Feel Special

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.

- H. L. Mencken

topic: Love, Anniversary, Bulls, Funny Falling In Love

People should fall in love with their eyes closed.

- Andy Warhol

topic: Love, Fall, Eye, Closed Eyes, Christ Love