source: Interview in "Hollywood Reporter", 1954.
topic: Love, Heartbreak, Dream, Humor Love, Humorous Love

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
topic: Love, Funny, Marriage, Humor Love, Humorous Love

Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.
topic: Love, Life, Inspiration, Funny Anti Love, Anti Love
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
topic: Love, Funny, Witty, Humorous Valentine, Successful Man
Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.
topic: Single, Nice, Being Single, Singles, Irresponsibility
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
topic: Funny, Romantic, Valentines Day, Humorous Valentine, Singles
If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
topic: Love, Broken Heart, Herpes, Infectious Diseases, Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
topic: Love, Sarcastic, Depressing, Humorous Love, Dirty Business
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
topic: Heart, Age, Bypass, Singles, Cute Funny Valentines Day
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
source: "Fictional character: The Wizard of Oz". "The Wizard of Oz", www.imdb.com. August 12, 1939.
topic: Love, Break Up, Broken Heart, Unbreakable, Wicked Witch
Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.
source: Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10”, p.1106, Penguin
topic: Love, Valentines Day, Sarcastic, Anita Blake, Funny Anti Love
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
source: Twitter post from Nov 18, 2009
topic: Love, Women, Valentine, Women Want, Funny Anti Love
topic: Mean, Feels, Funny Anti Love, Anti Love
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
topic: Broken Heart, Love Is, Promise, Funny Anti Love, Funny Falling In Love
A man is only as faithful as his options.
topic: Men, Faithful, Religion, Loyal And Faithful, Funny Anti Love
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
topic: Funny, Laughter, Eye, Her Eyes, Lovers Eyes
topic: Love, Life, Breakup, Make You Cry, Loving Others
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
topic: Love Life, Missing, Life Is Like, Hillarious, Swiss Cheese
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
topic: Love, Marriage, Single, Marrying Him, Great Marriage
topic: Love, Running, Angel, Most Memorable, Mid Summer Nights Dream
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
topic: Love, Cigar, Exploding, Humorous Love, Funniest Love
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that
source: Michael Leunig (2006). “When I Talk to You: A Cartoonist Talks to God”, p.131, Andrews McMeel Publishing
topic: Anniversary, Simple, Love One Another, Marriage And Love Inspirational, Marriage Engagement
If you love something, set it free.
topic: Love, Modern Family, Getting Back Together, If You Love Someone, Jonathan Seagull
topic: Love, Son, Religion, Kneeling, Critical Spirit
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
topic: Love, Funny, Break Up, Kleenex, Funny Anti Love
Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared to love in dreams.
topic: Relationship, Dream, Action, Long Distance Relation, Cynical Love
The most important things are the hardest to say
topic: Important, Hardest, Say I Love You, I Love You Like, Way I Love You
topic: Forever, Lasts, Tense, Knocked Up, Everybody Loves Raymond