Cute Funny Valentines Day Quotes:

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

- Charles M. Schulz

topic: Love, Witty, Hurt, Humor Love, Humorous Love

If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.

- Maya Angelou

topic: Love, Life, Good Morning, Keep Smiling, Empowering Women

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

- Helen Keller

source: "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

topic: Love, Inspirational, Funny, Physical Beauty, Long Relationship

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

- Pearl Bailey

topic: Love, Romantic, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Paperwork

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

- Robert A. Heinlein

source: Robert A. Heinlein (1987). “Stranger in a Strange Land”, p.340, Penguin

topic: Love, Life, Positive, Great Feelings, Always Happy

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Love, Inspirational, Romantic, Humorous Love, I Love You Like

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

- Rita Rudner

topic: Love, Funny, Marriage, Humorous Love, Humorous Valentine

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

- A. A. Milne

topic: Love, Friendship, Positive, Tigger, Bff

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.

- Thomas Merton

topic: Love, Valentines Day, Fate, Meaning Life, Life And Destiny

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

- Jay Leno

topic: Funny, Romantic, Valentines Day, Humorous Valentine, Singles

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

- Eva Gabor

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Love, Valentines Day, Fun, Humorous Valentine, Loving Him

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

- Henry A. Kissinger

topic: Love, Funny, Leadership, Humorous Valentine, Funny Valentines Day

When love is not madness, it is not love.

- Pedro Calderon de la Barca

topic: Love, Relationship, Meaningful, Impress A Girl, Happy Love

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky

- Rumi

topic: Sky, Secret, Sufi Love, Morning Sky, Pure Love

Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.

- Aphra Behn

source: Aphra Behn (1696). “The Younger Brother: Or, the Amorous Jilt. A Comedy ... Written by the Late Ingenious Mrs. A. Behn. With Some Account of Her Life. [Edited, with Alterations and a Memoir, by Charles Gildon.]”, p.30

topic: Love, Birthday, Positive, Marriage Anniversary, Happy Anniversary

It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing.

- Andre Gide

topic: Love, Pain, Happy Valentines Day, Obliged, Cute Funny Valentines Day

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

- Erich Segal

topic: Love, Inspiring, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Love

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

- Ann Landers

topic: Funny Inspirational, Wish, Married, Humorous Valentine, Funny Valentines Day

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

- Dorothy Parker

topic: Funny, Anniversary, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Love

Things must be felt with the heart.

- Helen Keller

topic: Heart, Great Feelings, Physical Beauty, Say I Love You, Long Relationship

Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.

- Jay Leno

topic: Funny Valentines Day, Men, Names, Extortion, Cute Funny Valentines Day

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!

- Thomas Hood

source: Thomas Hood (1857). “The poetical works of Thomas Hood”, p.225

topic: Famous Love, Art, Valentine, St Valentine, Sweet Valentine

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

- Joan Rivers

topic: Heart, Age, Bypass, Singles, Cute Funny Valentines Day

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.

- e. e. cummings

topic: Romantic, Valentines Day, Fate, Just Kiss Me, Kissing And Love

No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

- Joyce Brothers

topic: Love, Pills, Matter, Humorous Love, Cute Relationship

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

- Mickey Rooney

source: "Philip French's screen legends" by Philip French, www.theguardian.com. May 15, 2010.

topic: Marriage, Morning, Work, Humorous Valentine, Funny Valentines Day

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Love, Funny, Sarcastic, Humorous Love, Humorous Valentine

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

- Thomas Szasz

topic: Funny, Happiness, Wisdom, Inner Happiness, Cute Funny Valentines Day

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

- Jonathan Swift

source: 1738 Polite Conversation, dialogue 2.

topic: Funny, Inspiration, Being In Love, Humorous Valentine, Kissing And Love