Funny Kitchen Quotes:

...no one is born a great cook, one learns by doing.

- Julia Child

source: Julia Child (2009). “My Life in France”, p.261, Gerald Duckworth & Co

topic: Cooking, Funny Kitchen, Born

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

- Phyllis Diller

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Witty, Funny Kitchen

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

- Rodney Dangerfield

topic: Funny, Witty, Sex, Funny Sex, Funny Kitchen

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

- W. C. Fields

topic: Funny, Witty, Humorous, Yummy, Delicious Food

Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.

- Harriet Van Horne

source: 1956 Vogue, Oct.

topic: Love, Food, Memorable, I Love Food, Food Love

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

- Calvin Trillin

topic: Funny, Mom, Mother, Being A Mother, Delicious Food

Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.

- Julia Child

topic: Thinking, Cooking, Kitchen, Chefs Cooking, Funny Kitchen

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.

- Julia Child

topic: Food, Inspiration, Cooking, Chefs Cooking, Cooking And Eating

The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude.

- Julia Child

source: FaceBook post by Julia Child from May 15, 2012

topic: Attitude, Block, Real, Great Food, Chefs Cooking

Before Julia Child there was only onion dip.

- Susan Branch

topic: Children, Dip, Onions, Funny Kitchen

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.

- Charles Bukowski

topic: Funny, Spiritual, Men, Funny Kitchen

Cooking requires confident guesswork and improvisation-- experimentation and substitution, dealing with failure and uncertainty in a creative way

- Paul Theroux

topic: Creative, Cooking, Kitchen, Chefs Cooking, Funny Kitchen

Cooking is about passion, so it may look slightly temperamental in a way that it's too assertive to the naked eye.

- Gordon Ramsay

source: "Interview with Gordon Ramsay About Masterchef". Interview with Brett Moore, www.thespruce.com. November 17, 2016.

topic: Eye, Passion, Cooking, Funny Kitchen, Naked Eyes

Life itself is the proper binge.

- Julia Child

topic: Life, Food, Weight Loss, Funny Kitchen, Binge

Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god.

- Charles Buck

source: Charles Buck (1831). “Anecdotes, religious, moral, and entertaining”, p.164

topic: Kitchen, Tables, Shrines, Funny Kitchen