Golf Clubs Quotes:

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

- Lee Trevino

topic: Sports, Perseverance, Golf, Golf Ball, Funny Golfing

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

- Lee Trevino

topic: Golf, World, Columbus, Great Golf, Funny Golfing

My attitude toward punctuation is that it ought to be as conventional as possible. The game of golf would lose a good deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. You ought to be able to show that you can do it a good deal better than anyone else with the regular tools before you have a license to bring in your own improvements.

- Ernest Hemingway

topic: Attitude, Golf, Games, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

- A. A. Milne

source: A. A. Milne (2012). “Not That it Matters”, p.22, The Floating Press

topic: Golf, Games, World, Inspirational Golf, Funny Golf

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

- Ben Hogan

topic: Golf, Air, Games, Humorous Golf, Great Golf

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

- Arnold Palmer

topic: Art, Athlete, Golf, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

- Groucho Marx

topic: Inspiration, Golf, Doctors, Golf Clubs, Golf Course

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.

- Jack Nicklaus

topic: Growing Up, Kids, Golf, Inspirational Golf, Golfing

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

- Arnold Palmer

topic: Golf, Simple, Complicated, Inspirational Golf, Life Is A Game

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

- Jack Lemmon

topic: Sports, Dirty, Golf, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.

- Bobby Jones

topic: Sports, Golf, Space, Inspirational Golf, Playing Golf

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

- Billy Graham

topic: Sports, Prayer, Golf, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

- Ben Hogan

source: Ben Hogan (2010). “Power Golf”, p.11, Simon and Schuster

topic: Golf, Hair, Swings, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

- Bob Hope

topic: Funny, Hope, Inspirational Sports, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

- Arnold Palmer

topic: Golf, Games, Strokes, Great Golf, Golfing

The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did.

- Robert Browning

topic: Golf, Games, Clubs, Golf Clubs, Golf Game

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

- P. G. Wodehouse

topic: Character, Golf, Men, Inspirational Golf, Golf Clubs

The beauty of golf, you're in charge out here.

- Mike Weir

topic: Beauty, Golf, Golf Clubs

Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.

- Tiger Woods

topic: Honesty, Golf, What Matters, Golf Clubs, Golf Course

Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.

- Joey Lauren Adams

topic: Golf, Games, Play, Fair Game, Golf Ball

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

- George Deukmejian

topic: Funny, Lying, Golf, Humorous Golf, Inspirational Golf

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

- William Wordsworth

topic: Sports, Retirement, Golf, Inspirational Golf, Funny Retirement

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

- Robert Wilson Lynd

topic: Sports, Golf, World, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf

When I play my best golf, I feel as if I'm in a fog, standing back watching the earth in orbit with a golf club in my hands.

- Mickey Wright

topic: Golf, Hands, Play, Golf Clubs

I've always tried to play golf with a golf club. I have a hard time driving with my rifle. I mean, 18 is really narrow ... I have no problem with the course, except for the tee shot on 18.

- Jack Nicklaus

topic: Mean, Golf, Hard Times, Golf Clubs

Pete Dye introduced me to golf course design back in the 1960's. He came to my hometown Columbus, Ohio to work on The Golf Club.

- Jack Nicklaus

topic: Golf, Ohio, Design, Columbus Ohio, Golf Clubs

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

- Sam Snead

topic: Sports, Golf, Knives, Humorous Golf, Inspirational Golf

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

- Mark Twain

topic: Funny, Sports, Inspiration, Golf Ball, Inspirational Golf

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

- Jack Benny

topic: Beautiful, Sports, Golf, Humorous Golf, Inspirational Golf

Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.

- Paul Harvey

topic: Writing, Golf, Games, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

- Gerald R. Ford

topic: Funny, Sports, Golf, Humorous Golf, Inspirational Golf

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

- Lee Trevino

topic: Golf, Swings, Lunch, Great Golf, Funny Golf

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

- Harry Vardon

topic: Funny, Golf, Play, Inspirational Golf, Funny Retirement

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

- Lee Trevino

topic: Sports, Golf, Iron, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

- Lee Trevino

topic: Sports, Husband, Games, Humorous Golf, Funny Sports

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

- P. G. Wodehouse

topic: Lying, Golf, Men, Golf Ball, Infallible

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

- Lee Trevino

topic: Real, Golf, Hands, Motivational Golf, Great Golf

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

- H. G. Wells

topic: Beauty, Golf, Men, Humorous Golf, Playing Golf

Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.

- Lee Trevino

topic: Mean, Golf, Weak, Golf Clubs

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

- Lee Trevino

topic: Golf, Play, Two, Playing Golf, Golf Clubs

Golf is a better game played downhill.

- Jack Nicklaus

topic: Golf, Games, Playing Golf, Golf Clubs, Golf Game

The older I get, the better I was.

- Van Dyke Parks

topic: Vineyards, Cabernet, Wine And Life, Wine Lovers, Food And Wine

A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.

- Jack Nicklaus

topic: Sports, Golf, Clubs, Flukes, Golf Clubs

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.

- Lou Holtz

topic: Football, Golf, College, Driveway, Campers

The older I get, the better I used to be.

- Lee Trevino

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Golf, Used, Best Wine, Cabernet, Wine And Life

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

- Lee Trevino

topic: Golf, Play, Two, Playing Golf, Funny Golfing

In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.

- Allan Sherman

source: Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”

topic: Funny, Golf, Law, Chauffeurs, Golf Clubs

Now we know everything about golf equipment. A player doesn't have to know diddly about golf clubs, because we know what a golf club can do and how it can fit to you. I hate to harp on my era because people don't like that, but 30 years back was so different. I didn't have maxed-out clubs. The clubs now are amazing.

- Nick Faldo

source: "Interview: Nick Faldo on Rory McIlroy, golf's youth revolution and why the Americans struggle at the Ryder Cup". Interview with Joel Beall, www.golfdigest.com. September 22, 2016.

topic: Hate, Golf, Player, Golf Clubs

I've been around golf my whole life. My father did it all the time, and I resented him for it. But a couple years ago I picked up a golf club and I understood the physics of it. If anyone knows anything about golf, it's that once you hit a few shots, you'll become addicted.

- Fred Durst

topic: Couple, Father, Golf, Golf Clubs

How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don't combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm.

- Luke Scott

topic: Baseball, Golf, Men, Golf Clubs