topic: Sports, Perseverance, Golf, Golf Ball, Funny Golfing

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
topic: Golf, World, Columbus, Great Golf, Funny Golfing

topic: Attitude, Golf, Games, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
source: A. A. Milne (2012). “Not That it Matters”, p.22, The Floating Press
topic: Golf, Games, World, Inspirational Golf, Funny Golf
topic: Golf, Air, Games, Humorous Golf, Great Golf
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
topic: Art, Athlete, Golf, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
topic: Inspiration, Golf, Doctors, Golf Clubs, Golf Course
A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
topic: Growing Up, Kids, Golf, Inspirational Golf, Golfing
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
topic: Golf, Simple, Complicated, Inspirational Golf, Life Is A Game
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
topic: Sports, Dirty, Golf, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.
topic: Sports, Golf, Space, Inspirational Golf, Playing Golf
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
topic: Sports, Prayer, Golf, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf
source: Ben Hogan (2010). “Power Golf”, p.11, Simon and Schuster
topic: Golf, Hair, Swings, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
topic: Funny, Hope, Inspirational Sports, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
topic: Golf, Games, Strokes, Great Golf, Golfing
topic: Golf, Games, Clubs, Golf Clubs, Golf Game
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
topic: Character, Golf, Men, Inspirational Golf, Golf Clubs
Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.
topic: Honesty, Golf, What Matters, Golf Clubs, Golf Course
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
topic: Funny, Lying, Golf, Humorous Golf, Inspirational Golf
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
topic: Sports, Retirement, Golf, Inspirational Golf, Funny Retirement
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
topic: Sports, Golf, World, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf
topic: Golf, Hands, Play, Golf Clubs
topic: Mean, Golf, Hard Times, Golf Clubs
topic: Golf, Ohio, Design, Columbus Ohio, Golf Clubs
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
topic: Sports, Golf, Knives, Humorous Golf, Inspirational Golf
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
topic: Funny, Sports, Inspiration, Golf Ball, Inspirational Golf
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
topic: Beautiful, Sports, Golf, Humorous Golf, Inspirational Golf
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.
topic: Writing, Golf, Games, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
topic: Funny, Sports, Golf, Humorous Golf, Inspirational Golf
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
topic: Golf, Swings, Lunch, Great Golf, Funny Golf
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
topic: Funny, Golf, Play, Inspirational Golf, Funny Retirement
topic: Sports, Golf, Iron, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball
topic: Sports, Husband, Games, Humorous Golf, Funny Sports
topic: Lying, Golf, Men, Golf Ball, Infallible
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
topic: Real, Golf, Hands, Motivational Golf, Great Golf
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
topic: Beauty, Golf, Men, Humorous Golf, Playing Golf
Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.
topic: Mean, Golf, Weak, Golf Clubs
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
topic: Golf, Play, Two, Playing Golf, Golf Clubs
The older I get, the better I was.
topic: Vineyards, Cabernet, Wine And Life, Wine Lovers, Food And Wine
The older I get, the better I used to be.
source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
topic: Golf, Used, Best Wine, Cabernet, Wine And Life
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
topic: Golf, Play, Two, Playing Golf, Funny Golfing
source: Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”
topic: Funny, Golf, Law, Chauffeurs, Golf Clubs
source: "Interview: Nick Faldo on Rory McIlroy, golf's youth revolution and why the Americans struggle at the Ryder Cup". Interview with Joel Beall, www.golfdigest.com. September 22, 2016.
topic: Hate, Golf, Player, Golf Clubs
topic: Couple, Father, Golf, Golf Clubs
topic: Baseball, Golf, Men, Golf Clubs