Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
topic: Golf, Funny Golf, Great Golf, Great Golfing

Luck is predictable; the harder you work, the luckier you get.
topic: Luck, Harder, Predictable, Motivational Bodybuilding, Lucky Man

topic: Perseverance, Motivational Sports, Determination, Inspirational Coach, Inspirational Coaching

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
source: A. A. Milne (2012). “Not That it Matters”, p.22, The Floating Press
topic: Golf, Games, World, Inspirational Golf, Funny Golf
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
topic: Believe, Golf, Complicated, Humorous Golf, Inspirational Golf
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
topic: Golf, Swings, Lunch, Great Golf, Funny Golf
Forget your opponents; always play against par.
topic: Golf, Play, Opponents, Motivational Golf, Playing Golf
topic: Hope, Golf, Games, Funny Golf, Golf Jokes
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
topic: Funny, Lying, Golf, Humorous Golf, Inspirational Golf
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
topic: Sports, Golf, Needs, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf
topic: Golf, Bleeding, Next, Mona Lisa, One Minute
topic: Basketball, Sports, Fashion, Inspirational Golf, Funniest Sports
topic: Sports, Golf, Iron, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
topic: Art, Athlete, Golf, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
source: Quoted in Scholastic Coach,'Coaches' Corner', Dec 1982.
topic: Golf, Games, Tomatoes, Humorous Golf, Golfing
topic: Sports, Golf, Player, Professional Sports, Funny Golf
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
topic: Sports, Golf, Knives, Humorous Golf, Inspirational Golf
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
topic: Golf, Long, Tree, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.
topic: Golf, Balls, Problem, Golf Ball, Funny Golf
topic: Funny, Sports, Baseball, Humorous Golf, Motivational Golf
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
source: FaceBook post by Arnold Palmer from Oct 04, 2016
topic: Golf, Practice, Funny Things, Inspirational Golf, Sports Competition
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
topic: Golf, Missing, Helping, Great Golf, Good Golf
topic: School, Golf, Lunch, Slap, Funny Golf
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
topic: Golf, Persistence, Games, Humorous Golf, Playing Golf
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
topic: Retirement, Real, Golf, Funny Golf, Funny Golfing
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
topic: Golf, Games, Strokes, Great Golf, Golfing
That putt had more breaks than a government job.
topic: Jobs, Golf, Government, Funny Golf, Government Jobs
topic: Golf, Games, People, Funny Game, Funny Golf
source: "The Gigantic Book of Golf Quotations". Book edited by Jim Apfelbaum, 2007.
topic: Golf, Years, Games, Inspirational Golf, Playing Golf
topic: Golf, Men, Feet, Funny Golf, Golf Life
topic: Moving, Kids, Golf, Free Throw, Funny Golf
Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.
topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Sports, American Football, Nfl Football
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
topic: Golf, Break, Drivers, Funny Golf, Funny Golfing
topic: Distance, Golf, Ears, Funny Golf, Golf Jokes
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Golf, Swings, Practice, Humorous Golf, Great Golf
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.
topic: Golf, Tree, Green, Funny Golf
topic: Sports, Husband, Games, Humorous Golf, Funny Sports
topic: Golf, Years, Play, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball
topic: Funny, Golf, Games, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball
source: "Bobby Jones said play the ball as it lies. Tiger Woods has done just that", www.theguardian.com. February 20, 2010.
topic: Lying, Golf, Games, Golf Ball, Inspirational Golf
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
topic: Inspirational, Friday, Sports, Inspirational Golf, Playing Golf
A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
topic: Growing Up, Kids, Golf, Inspirational Golf, Golfing
topic: Golf, Men, Years, Funny Golf
They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.
topic: Funny, Taken, Golf, Four Letter Words, Funny Golf
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
topic: Golf, Advice, Watches, Funny Golf
topic: Golf, Balls, Today, Wonderful Experience, Golfing