Good Drinking Quotes:

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

- Mark Twain

topic: Alcohol, Too Much, Whiskey, Scotch Whisky, Whisky

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

- Finley Peter Dunne

topic: Men, Alcohol, Facts, Alcoholism, Drinking Funny

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.

- Hunter S. Thompson

topic: Beer, Thinking, People, Brewing, Malt

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

- Charles Bukowski

topic: Drinking, Beer, Order, Drinking Beer, Drinking Problem

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Funny, Drinking, Food, Brewing, Drinkers

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

- Gilbert K. Chesterton

source: All Things Considered (1908) "Wine When it is Red"

topic: Drinking, Beer, Animal, Liquor Funny, Drunkenness

He that drinks fast, pays slow.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Drinking, Pay, Drink, Brewing, Don't Drink Alcohol

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

- Frank Sinatra

topic: Drinking, Beer, Men, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.

- Jim Morrison

topic: Drinking, Night, Gambling, Day Drinking, Don't Drink Alcohol

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

- Jack Lemmon

topic: Funny, Music, Morning, Sorry Men, Irish Beer

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Love, Inspirational, Funny, Ale, Lager

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

- Nancy Astor

topic: Time, Educational, Want, Alcoholism, Liquor Funny

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

- Tina Fey

topic: Sorry, Drinking, Beer, Irish Beer, Funny Beer

Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.

- Michael Broadbent

source: Michael Broadbent (1984). “The Complete Guide to Wine Tasting and Wine Cellars”, Simon & Schuster

topic: Drinking, Wine, Good Company, Vineyards, Best Wine

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.

- Raymond Chandler

topic: Drinking, Funny Drinking, Whiskey, Drinkers, Whisk

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

- Matt Groening

topic: Mother, Beer, Smell, Drinkers, Drinking Funny

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

- Billy Carter

topic: Drinking, Beer, Taste, Stop Drinking, Good Beer

If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine - a friend - or being dry - Or lest we should be by and by - Or any other reason why.

- Henry Aldrich

source: 'Reasons for Drinking'

topic: Drinking, Wine, Thinking, Wine And Friends, Wine With Friends

There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is a very good party town, a good drinking place. I definitely would like to come back and check it out further. Do some more research, as I call it.

- Dave Attell

topic: Party, Drinking, Night, Syracuse, Good Story

We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.

- Bob Dole

topic: Drinking, Kids, Smoking, Good Drinking, Smoking And Drinking

By polluting clear water with slime you will never find good drinking water.

- Aeschylus

topic: Drinking, Water, Environmental, Slime, Clear Water