Smoking And Drinking Quotes:

I'm actually doing a show. from my shed. on the internet. but it won't be music or anything, it's more to do with drinking and smoking. it's an art piece.

- Vince Clarke

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Art, Drinking, Smoking, Smoking And Drinking

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

- Ernest Hemingway

topic: Funny, Witty, Clever, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

Smoking and drinking too much is not the way to fitness. Love your body and treat it good.

- Sunny Leone

topic: Drinking, Love You, Smoking, Drinking Too Much, Smoking And Drinking

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

- Ernest Hemingway

topic: Drinking, Book, Beer, Intelligent Man, Irish Beer

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

- Humphrey Bogart

topic: Book, Drinking, Beer, Irish Beer, Brewing

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

- Clement Freud

source: Quoted in Observer (London), 27 Dec. 1964.

topic: Funny, Witty, Giving Up, Drank, Champagne Drinking

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

- Hunter S. Thompson

topic: Hate, Drinking, Beer, Funny Sarcastic, Insanity And Sanity

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

- Brooke Shields

source: Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

topic: Funny, Life, Witty, Really Stupid, Very Stupid

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

- N. F. Simpson

topic: Drinking, Reality, Alcohol, Funny Sarcastic, Recovering Alcoholics

Discouraging smoking and drinking is a left ideal.

- Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero

source: Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero's remarks in a meeting of the PSOE federal committee whilst tabling a motion to increase tax on alcohol and cigarettes to finance health spending, September 3, 2005.

topic: Drinking, Smoking, Discouraging, Smoking And Drinking

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

- Gerard Way

topic: Drinking, Coffee, Smoking, Cigarettes And Alcohol, Drinking Alcohol

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

- Mark Twain

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Stop Smoking, Given Up

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

- Johnny Carson

topic: Death, Sex, Drinking, World Health, Funny Smoking

Once you stop drinking and smoking and stuff, it really gets on your nerves, all that nonsense going on.

- Chrissie Hynde

source: Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

topic: Drinking, Smoking, Nerves, Stop Drinking, Smoking And Drinking

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

- Henny Youngman

topic: Crazy, Book, Reading, Liquor Funny, Day Drinking

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

- Winston Churchill

topic: Drinking, Beer, Funny Sarcastic, Intervals, Rules Of Life

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

- Dean Martin

source: In Paul Dickson Official Rules (1978) p. 112

topic: Clever, Lying, Humorous, Alcoholism, Drinkers

I drink to make other people interesting.

- George Jean Nathan

source: George Jean Nathan, Charles Angoff (1998). “The World of George Jean Nathan: Essays, Reviews, & Commentary”, Hal Leonard Corporation

topic: Drinking, People, Interesting, Alcoholism, Liquor Funny

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

- Adrian Rogers

topic: Sorry, People, Feels, Sorry Men, Praiseworthy

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.

- Mark Twain

topic: Funny, Literature, Cigar, Pipe Smoking, Funny Smoking

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Funny, Witty, Work, Irish Beer, Irish Drinking

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Love, Inspirational, Funny, Ale, Lager

If I was a supervillain, I think I'd probably ban all smoking and drinking. That's exactly what I'd do: I'd remove all the cigarettes and alcohol from the world. That would piss so many people off. That's worse than, like, murdering puppies. For some people.

- Simon Pegg

topic: Drinking, Thinking, People, Supervillains, Cigarettes And Alcohol

If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, I'd decline. ''Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order,'' I'd reply, ''so I can go on drinking and smoking!''

- Luis Bunuel

topic: Drinking, Order, Smoking, Resurgence, Liver

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

- Dave Barry

topic: Drinking, Book, Beer, Ale, Funny Sarcastic

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

- Dave Barry

source: "Vegetable Magnetism" by Dave Barry, www.washingtonpost.com. March 17, 1991.

topic: Fun, Drinking, Book, Ale, Lager

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

- George Burns

topic: Funny, Humor, Smoking, Funny Smoking, Smoking And Drinking

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

- Samuel Butler

topic: Drinking, Beer, Alcohol, Alcoholism, Intoxication

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

- Oscar Levant

source: "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

topic: Drinking, Envy, People, Liquor Funny, Day Drinking

These Germans seem an odd race, a mixture of clay and spirit - what with their beer-drinking and smoking, and their slow, stolid ways, you would think them perfectly earth; but ethereal fire is all the while working in them, and bursing out in most unexpected jets of poetry and sentiment, like blossoms on a cactus.

- Harriet Beecher Stowe

topic: Drinking, Beer, Thinking, Cactus, Smoking And Drinking

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

- Noel Coward

topic: Drinking, Beer, Touching, Drinkers, Alcoholism Funny

It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy.

- Mark Hoppus

topic: Drinking, Voice, Smoking, Quit Smoking, Smoking And Drinking

It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking.

- Simon Cowell

topic: Drinking, Years, Smoking, Smoking And Drinking

I'll never feel comfortable taking a strong drink, and I'll never feel easy smoking a cigarette. I just don't think those things are right for me.

- Elvis Presley

topic: Strong, Marijuana, Thinking, Strong Drink, Quit Smoking

We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.

- Bob Dole

topic: Drinking, Kids, Smoking, Good Drinking, Smoking And Drinking

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

- Mark Twain

source: Mark Twain (2012). “The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations”, p.60, Courier Corporation

topic: Time, Smoking, Cigar, Tobacco, Funny Smoking

There's something in the rhythm and roll of it that is connected to the way Hitchcock thinks and moves. Then there is everything he ingested - the cigar smoking and drinking that's imprinted on his voice.

- Toby Jones

topic: Moving, Drinking, Thinking, Hitchcock, Smoking And Drinking

Boxing has kept me off the streets, stops me smoking and drinking and gives me something to do.

- Billy Joe Saunders

topic: Drinking, Boxing, Giving, Smoking And Drinking

College is the best thing that can ever happen to you," my father used to say, and he was right, for it was there that I discovered drugs, drinking, and smoking.

- David Sedaris

topic: Father, Drinking, College, Smoking And Drinking

If I start going back to church, I'd have to stop the smoking and drinking, and I wouldn't be able to curse any more.

- Katherine Heigl

topic: Drinking, Smoking, Church, Smoking And Drinking

Drinking and smoking grass were a part of my life as far back as I can remember.

- Al Pacino

source: Lawrence Grobel, Al Pacino (2008). “Al Pacino”, p.9, Simon and Schuster

topic: Drinking, Smoking, Remember, Smoking And Drinking

I try to do things positive on my throat, but a couple things are negative like smoking and drinking heavily. I really don't know. There's no particular thing that I do that's beneficial - it just kinda works. I guess I'd say warming up every day before a performance is the biggest thing.

- Mitch Lucker

source: Source: www.theaureview.com

topic: Couple, Drinking, Smoking, Warming Up, Couple Things

I'm used to going into the studio and smoking and drinking until three in the morning. But I can't drink as much because I'm breastfeeding. See this glass of wine? Before, I'd have, like, four of them. Now, one is good. Oh, and I quit smoking. . . I've exorcised a lot of my demons, but I'm still working on myself. I think I'll be a work in progress for the rest of my life.

- Pink

topic: Morning, Drinking, Wine, Smoking And Drinking

Children who willingly participate in sexual acts have the right to make that decision as well, even if it's distasteful to us personally. Some children will make poor choices just as some adults do in smoking and drinking to excess. When we outlaw child pornography, the prices paid for child performers rise, increasing the incentives for parents to use children against their will.

- Mary Ruwart

source: "Short answers to the tough questions". Book by Mary Ruwart, content.time.com. 1998.

topic: Children, Drinking, Smoking, Poor Choices, Smoking And Drinking

Do not use intoxicants of any sort. We who should be serving the world should not ruin our health by smoking and drinking. The money we waste on these things can be used for so many useful things. With the money we smoke away, we can buy an artificial leg for one who has lost a leg, pay for an eye operation for someone with a cataract, or buy a wheelchair for a polio victim. Or, if nothing else, we can buy some spiritual books for the local library.

- Mata Amritanandamayi

topic: Spiritual, Drinking, Food, Useful Things, Wheelchairs

It's hard for me to play seated theaters because people tend to sit down and get a little bit complacent, so it's less energy. It's just very dry and dead. People start to feel like they're watching a movie. The environment when they walk into it, it's not standing room only, smoking and drinking and rock 'n' roll. So it's a little bit dangerous to do that.

- Jack White

source: Source: www.usatoday.com

topic: Drinking, Play, Rocks, Smoking And Drinking

I was always the type of drug user that I had no moderation. When I was smoking and drinking, I was full on smoking and drinking. And I am also the type of drug user where I do smoke and drink, there's no creativity in terms of my writing process. I would just stare at the paper for hours and nothing would get done.

- Ryan Lewis

source: Source: respect-mag.com

topic: Drinking, Writing, Creativity, Smoking And Drinking

God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty ... I do not mean to say that a dollar a day is enough to support a workingman ... not enough to support a man and five children if he insists on smoking and drinking beer. But the man who cannot live on bread and water is not fit to live! A family may live on good bread and water in the morning, water and bread at midday, and good bread and water at night!

- Henry Ward Beecher

topic: Morning, Children, Humorous, Trade Unions, Smoking And Drinking