Gophers Quotes:

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

- Laurence J. Peter

source: Laurence J. Peter (1979). “Peter's people”, W. Morrow

topic: Funny, Witty, Revenge, Murphys Law, Making Excuses

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

- Thomas Szasz

topic: Mistake, Inspiration, Humor, Excuse You, Making Excuses

Two wrongs don't make a right.

- Roald Dahl

source: Roald Dahl (2016). “The GFG: The Guid Freendly Giant: The BFG in Scots”, p.145, Black & White Publishing

topic: Revenge, Humorous, Math, Making Excuses, Wise Proverbs

I had a little teddy bear called Gordon the gopher. I took him to bed with me, he'd come to school with me cos he was my favourite.

- John Terry

source: "Who do you like best, José, Avram or Big Phil?". Interview with John Terry, www.theguardian.com. January 31, 2009.

topic: School, Bed, Littles, Teddy Bear, Gophers

We are kindred all of us, killer and victim, predator and prey, me and the sly coyote, the soaring buzzard, the elegant gopher snake, and trembling cottontail, the foul worms that feed on our entrails; all of them, all of us. Long live diversity, long live the earth!

- Edward Abbey

source: Edward Abbey (1968). “Desert Solitaire”, p.34, Simon and Schuster

topic: Journey, Snakes, Hiking, Predators And Prey, Buzzards

The reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

- David Letterman

topic: Country, Hate, Thinking, Gophers

If I said I wouldn’t toss him out of my bed for eating crackers, would you leave me alone? (Grace) Maybe. What else wouldn’t you toss him out of bed for? (Selena) Eating greasy grimy gopher guts? (Grace)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

topic: Grace, Leave Me Alone, Bed, Me Alone, Gophers

As a runner on a film, you are the lowest of the low, and yet you have incredible access to everyone. I can totally imagine that for actors in the middle of a Hollywood bubble, all they really want is a sense of normality, and that gopher can be a tap for that.

- Eddie Redmayne

topic: Hollywood, Actors, Want, Gophers, Normality

It wasn't what we needed then that was hurting us, it was what we was paying for that we had already used up. The country was just buying gasoline for a leaky tank. Everything was going into a gopher hole and you couldent see where you was going to get any of it back.

- Will Rogers

topic: Country, Hurt, Business, Gophers