Happy Marriage Advice Quotes:

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.

- Leo Tolstoy

topic: Relationship, Marriage, Wedding, Marriage Advice, Marriage And Love Inspirational

It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better.

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

topic: Marriage, Husband, Wife, Marriage Advice, Lasting Marriage

Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Friendship, Relationship, Marriage, Marriage Advice, Marriage Problems

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.

- Jane Austen

topic: Happiness, Wedding, Literature, Felicity, Happenstance

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

- Robert Anderson

topic: Love, Inspirational, Anniversary, Husband To Be, Amputation

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

- Mignon McLaughlin

source: Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.32, BookBaby

topic: Love, Relationship, Anniversary, Husband Love, Husband To Be

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

- Lyndon B. Johnson

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Marriage Advice, Marriage Anniversary

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

- Henny Youngman

topic: Love, Marriage, Secret, Husband To Be, Marriage Advice For Newlyweds

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

- Peter De Vries

topic: Relationship, Anniversary, Marriage, Marriage Advice, Marriage Advice For Newlyweds

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

- Judith Viorst

source: Judith Viorst (1987). “Love and Guilt and the Meaning of Life, Etc.”, Fireside

topic: Love, Marriage, Fall, Husband To Be, Marriage Advice

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

- A. A. Milne

topic: Love, Friendship, Positive, Tigger, Bff

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

- Mark Twain

topic: Love, Marriage, Wedding, Marriage Advice For Newlyweds, Marriage And Love Inspirational

Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them.

- Jefferson Machamer

topic: Marriage, Thinking, Lessons, Marriage Life, Marriage Love

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

- H. L. Mencken

topic: Marriage, Men, Scotch Whisky, Marriage Advice, Married Man

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

source: Love in the Time of Cholera (1985)

topic: Marriage, Wedding, Morning, Marriage Advice, Great Marriage

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Ogden Nash

source: Ogden Nash, “A Word To Husbands”

topic: Inspirational, Life, Inspirational Life, Marriage Advice, Marriage Advice For Newlyweds

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

- Michel de Montaigne

topic: Marriage, Husband, Funny Relationship, Husband Love, Husband Wife

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

source: Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints (1966)

topic: Funny, Anniversary, Marriage, Humorous Valentine, Marriage Advice

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

- Ruth Graham

source: Ruth Bell Graham, Gigi Tchividjian (2009). “A Quiet Knowing”, p.42, Thomas Nelson Inc

topic: Love, Friendship, Family, Husband To Be, Husband Wife

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

- Rita Rudner

topic: Love, Funny, Marriage, Humorous Love, Humorous Valentine

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

- James Dobson

topic: Love, Relationship, Marriage, Marriage Advice For Newlyweds, Great Marriage

If I get married, I want to be very married.

- Audrey Hepburn

topic: Inspiring, Marriage, Couple, Married Love, Getting Married

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

- Theodore Hesburgh

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Happy Family, Marriage Advice

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

- Groucho Marx

topic: Marriage, Husband, Mouths, Marriage Jokes, Wedding Marriage

Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.

- Khalil Gibran

topic: Love, Marriage, Wedding, Marriage Speech, Marriage Toast

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.

- Audrey Hepburn

topic: Love, Anniversary, Inspiration, Marriage Life, Great Marriage

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.

- Joseph Joubert

topic: Marriage, Wedding Anniversary, Men, Marriage Advice, Great Marriage