No Smoking Quotes:

I DON'T smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.

- Richard Littlejohn

topic: Smoking, Want, Protest, Funny Smoking, No Smoking

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

- Brooke Shields

source: Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

topic: Funny, Life, Witty, Really Stupid, Very Stupid

You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late.

- Loni Anderson

topic: Smoking, Too Late, Quitting, Quit Smoking, No Smoking

Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.

- King James I

topic: Marijuana, Smoking, Brain, Quit Smoking, No Smoking

The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray.

- David Byrne

source: "Shock pictures to scare smokers" by David Gow, James Meikle, www.theguardian.com. October 22, 2004.

topic: Marijuana, Smoking, Trying, Quit Smoking, Sophistication

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.

- George D. Prentice

topic: Men, Smoking, Swine, Cigarette Smoke, Pipe Smoking

Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.

- C. Everett Koop

topic: Smoking, Our Society, Causes, Quit Smoking, Cigarette Smoke

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.

- Arturo Toscanini

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Girl, Best Love, Firsts, Just Kiss Me, Kissing A Girl

He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.

- Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

source: "What Will He Do With It?". Book by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, Book I, Chapter VI, 1858.

topic: Grief, Cigarette Smoke, Smoking, Pipe Smoking, Tobacco

There are enough no smoking places now.

- David Hockney

topic: Marijuana, Smoking, Enough, No Smoking

You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Perfect, Want, Cigarette, Smokers, Unsatisfied

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

- Liza Minnelli

topic: Funny, Smoking, Statistics, Leading Causes, Quit Smoking

There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches.

- Ray Bradbury

topic: Running, Book, People, Burglars, One Way

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.

- Mignon McLaughlin

source: Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.105, BookBaby

topic: Cigarette Smoke, Smoking, I Can, Pipe Smoking, Funny Smoking

I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I've done in my life, including winning an Oscar.

- Christine Lahti

source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Winning, Smoking, Done, Quit Smoking, No Smoking

There's more than one way to be a girl

- Lauren Faust

topic: Girl, Censorship In Books, Censoring Books, Burglars, Banned Books

It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.

- Edward Kennedy

topic: Years, Smoking, Congress, Quit Smoking, Tobacco

If an addict who has been completely cured starts smoking again he no longer experiences the discomfort of his first addiction. There exists, therefore, outside alkaloids and habit, a sense for opium, an intangible habit which lives on, despite the recasting of the organism. The dead drug leaves a ghost behind. At certain hours it haunts the house.

- Jean Cocteau

source: Jean Cocteau, Margaret Crosland (1972). “Cocteau's world: an anthology of writings”, Owen

topic: Addiction, House, Smoking, Opium, Funny Smoking

I was always going to church with my mom, dad and sister. I was literally raised under the godly influence both at home and church. There was no alcohol and no smoking at our house. That was the way a Bowden was supposed to live. My dad always told me to represent the Bowden name in a respectful manner.

- Bobby Bowden

topic: Mom, Dad, Home, Mom Dad, Going To Church

I ate healthily, but there was no snacking, no drinking, no bread, no sugar, no smoking. Afterwards I had a pork belly roast.

- Benedict Cumberbatch

topic: Drinking, Smoking, Sugar, No Smoking

There's no smoking section in heaven.

- Robert Duvall

topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Health, Sections, No Smoking

My first published novel was written for teenagers, and there were rules laid down by the publisher: no sex, no smoking, no swearing. I blew up entire solar systems, I consigned billions of people to horrible death; they didn't seem to mind that at all. But no hanky-panky.

- Ben Bova

source: "Men on Mars, Women on Venus". Interview with Jay McDonald, Bookpage, June 1999.

topic: Sex, Teenager, People, No Smoking

I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.

- George Carlin

source: George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.69, Hachette UK

topic: Humor, Fighting, Thinking, Malfeasance, Watergate

My number one recommendations for part time grapplers is: no alcohol - no smoking - Follow the Gracie diet. The reason I say that is because smoking and alcohol put a lot of effort on your body. Your lungs. Your liver. Your stomach. These things will make you suffer, man.

- Royce Gracie

source: Source: parttimegrappler.blogspot.com

topic: Men, Numbers, Smoking, No Smoking

There'll be no smoking in the gas chamber.

- Jimi Hendrix

topic: Smoking, Gas, Chamber, Gas Chambers, No Smoking