Actors and burglars work better at night.

topic: Darkness, Unexpected, Crime, Burglars, Clutch
Burglars know there's more than one way to skin a vault.
topic: Skins, Way, Vaults, Burglars, Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Misers get up early in the morning; and burglars, I am informed, get up the night before.
source: "Tremendous trifles". Book by Gilbert K. Chesterton, 1909.
Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night.
topic: Night, Musician, Jazz, Astronomers, Burglars
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
topic: Funny, Inspiration, Gay, Burglars, Being Gay
source: Gilbert K. Chesterton (2013). “The Essential Gilbert K. Chesterton”, p.171, Simon and Schuster
topic: Philosophical, Men, Criminals, Burglars
There's more than one way to be a girl
topic: Girl, Censorship In Books, Censoring Books, Burglars, Banned Books
topic: Opportunity, Two, Ties, Burglars, Opportunity Knocking
topic: Gun, Muggers, Never Forget, Burglars
topic: Moon, Vocabulary, Owl, Burglars, Drawbacks
topic: Summer, Dog, Strong, Burglars, Summer Wind
source: Source: progressive.org
topic: Bark, Basements, Supposed To Be, Burglars
Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm.
source: Allen Carr (2009). “Easy Way to Control Alcohol”, p.80, Arcturus Publishing
topic: Men, Order, Alarms, Modern Man, Burglars
topic: Media, Cynical, Political, Burglars, American Media
topic: Government, Host, Shows, Burglars, Congressman
source: Interview With Hephzibah Anderson, www.theguardian.com. November 11, 2006.
topic: Mother, Serial Killer, Stories, Burglars, Made Up Stories
topic: Moving, Mind, Stories, Chaucer, Middle English
source: Bertrand Russell (2009). “Unpopular Essays”, p.51, Routledge
topic: Philosophy, Pirate, Would Be, Burglars
topic: Wall, Home, Garden, Broken Glass, Burglars
It is the first time the burglar has been appointed as caretaker.
topic: Political, Firsts, First Time, Burglars, Caretakers
topic: Doors, Class, Stories, Burglars, Front Doors
topic: Numbers, Knowing, People, Burglars, Humiliated
topic: Gun, Guarantees, Lists, Burglars, Guilds
source: "Ted Nugent’s Racist Spectacle at Texas Governor’s Inaugural Ball", www.motherjones.com. January 19, 2007.
topic: Children, Gun, Guy, Burglars, Court Cases
source: Ross Macdonald (1967). “Archer in Hollywood: three exciting novels: The moving target, The way some people die [and] The barbarous coast”
topic: Broken, Wish, Locks, Burglars, Fingerprints
The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.
source: George Bernard Shaw (2012). “Major Barbara”, p.26, Courier Corporation
topic: Funny, Lying, Humor, Burglars, Financiers
topic: Lying, Voice, Dollars, Burglars, Million Dollars
source: H.L. MENCKEN (1958). “PREJUDICES A SELECTION”
topic: Believe, Effort, Political, Burglars, Good Politicians
source: "The Shah and I: The Confidential Diary of Iran's Royal Court, 1968-77". Book by Asadollah Alam, p. 535, 1991.
topic: Past, Reputation, Human Rights, Burglars, Saudis