Sex Relationships Quotes:

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

- Les Dawson

source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Funny, Sexy, Sex Relationships, Great Sex, Funny Sexy

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements

- Audrey Hepburn

topic: Sex, Measurement, Appeals, Standing In The Rain, Attractiveness

I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

- Audrey Hepburn

topic: Sex, Rain, Apples, Standing In The Rain, Funny Sex

For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

- Isabel Allende

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Love, Inspirational, Life, Funny Sex, Sex Relationships

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

- Woody Allen

topic: Sex, Men, Wonderful, Funny Sex, Right Man

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

- Camille Paglia

topic: Sexy, Clever, Funny Sex, Risque, Good Sex

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

- Brendan Behan

source: "Readers recommend: songs about prostitution" by Peter Kimpton, www.theguardian.com. July 24, 2014.

topic: Funny, Marriage, Sexy, Humorous Love, Funny Sex

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

- Billy Crystal

source: "Fictional character: Mitch Robbins". "City Slickers", www.imdb.com. June 7, 1991.

topic: Sex, Being Single, Men, Risque, Good Sex

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

- Roseanne Barr

topic: Marriage, Sex, Food, Funny Sex, Funny Men

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

- Woody Allen

topic: Funny, Sex, Humorous, Risque, Wordplay

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

- Cary Grant

topic: Relationship, Sex, Opposites, Impotence, Funny Sex

Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.

- Sabrina Jeffries

topic: Heart, Men, Way, Funny Sex, Funny Men

The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.

- Jo Brand

topic: Sex, Food, Heart, Funny Men, Eating Food

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

- P. J. O'Rourke

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Single, Risque, Good Sex

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

- Fanny Fern

source: Fanny Fern (1986). “Ruth Hall and Other Writings”, p.32, Rutgers University Press

topic: Sex, Food, Heart, Funny Men, Eating Food

No way, because there's love relationships, there's sex relationships and then there's the band.

- Ann Wilson

topic: Sex, Love Relationship, Band, Sex Relationships

People who are having a love-sex relationship are continuously lying to each other because the very nature of the relationship demands that they do, because you have to make a love object of this person, which means that you editorialize about them. You cut out what you don't want to see, you add this if it isn't there. And so therefore you're building a lie.

- Truman Capote

source: Truman Capote, M. Thomas Inge (1987). “Truman Capote: Conversations”, p.177, Univ. Press of Mississippi

topic: Sex, Lying, Mean, Want To See You, Sex Relationships

While other faiths are also often oppressive, sharia law is especially oppressive. Its interpretations stipulate the execution of Muslims who commit adultery, renounce their faith (apostates) or have same-sex relationships. Sharia methods of execution, such as stoning, are particularly brutal and cruel - witness the stoning to death this week in Somalia of a 20-year-old woman divorcee who was accused of adultery. This is the fourth stoning of an adulterer in Somalia in the last year.

- Peter Tatchell

source: "Just say no to sharia law" by Peter Tatchell, www.theguardian.com. November 19, 2009.

topic: Sex, Years, Law, Sex Relationships, Sharia Law

I'm a person who's been in a long-term relationship. It's not surprising that a lot of my friends - whether they're in same-sex relationships or not, whether they're married officially or just in a long-term relationship - have really interesting and various stages in their relationship. My life is looking at these friendships and saying, "Wait a minute, isn't this something really interesting? How can I explore this?"

- Sarah Jessica Parker

source: Source: www.mtv.com

topic: Sex, Long, Interesting, Long Term Relationship, Sex Relationships

When you write songs you're commenting on love, you're commenting on sex, relationships, whatever it is that you decide to write about it. And I've wanted to write about politics or spiritual ideas for years.

- Joan Jett

source: "Joan Jett Rumbles Back with 'Sinner'". "Day to Day" with Noah Adams and Alex Chadwick, www.npr.org. July 26, 2006.

topic: Spiritual, Song, Sex, Sex Relationships

What do you do with people in same-sex relationships that are committed, loving and Christian? Would you rather bless a sheep and a tree, and not them?

- John Sentamu

source: "John Sentamu and the Church of England's slow retreat on gay marriage" by Andrew Brown, www.theguardian.com. June 18, 2013.

topic: Christian, Sex, Sheep, Sex Relationships

To those who are gay, lesbian, bisexual,or transgender-let me say- you are not alone. You're struggle, for the end to violence and discrimination, is a shared struggle. Today, I stand with you. And I call upon all countries and people, to stand with you too.A historic shift is underway. We must tackle the violence, decriminalize consensual same sex relationships and end discrimination. We must educate the public. I call on this council and people of conscience to make this happen.The time has come.

- Ban Ki-moon

topic: Country, Sex, Struggle, Transgender, Sex Relationships

If same-sex relationships are really sinful, then why do they so often produce good fruit-loving families, open homes, self-sacrifice, commitment, faithfulness, joy? And if conservative Christians are really right in their response to same-sex relationships, then why does that response often produce bad fruit-secrets, shame, depression, loneliness, broken families, and fear?

- Rachel Held Evans

topic: Christian, Sex, Loneliness, Broken Family, Sex Relationships

The Church commends the law-makers for their prompt reaction to outlaw same-sex relationships in Nigeria and calls for the bill to be passed since the idea expressed in the bill is the moral position of Nigerians regarding human sexuality.

- Peter Akinola

source: Communique on the Same Sex Marriage (Prohibition) Bill, 2006.

topic: Sex, Law, Ideas, Prompts, Sex Relationships

Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork.

- Ellen DeGeneres

topic: Sex, Men, Asking, Sex Relationships, Chopsticks

It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.

- Tila Tequila

topic: Sex, Gay, Thinking, Sex Relationships