Silly Love Quotes:

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

- Mother Teresa

topic: Inspirational, Friendship, Positive, Joyful Heart, Judging You

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

- Eva Gabor

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Love, Valentines Day, Fun, Humorous Valentine, Loving Him

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Love, Funny, Understood, Lack Of Understanding, Men Women

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

source: Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings (2011). “The Yearling”, p.176, Simon and Schuster

topic: Love, Funny, Life, Humorous Love, Strong Independent

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

- Joan Crawford

source: Interview in "Hollywood Reporter", 1954.

topic: Love, Heartbreak, Dream, Humor Love, Humorous Love

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

- Dorothy Parker

topic: Funny, Anniversary, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Love

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

- Lynda Barry

topic: Love, Cigar, Exploding, Humorous Love, Funniest Love

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

- Pearl Bailey

topic: Love, Romantic, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Paperwork

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

- W. Somerset Maugham

topic: Love, Sarcastic, Depressing, Humorous Love, Dirty Business

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

- Roy Croft

topic: Love, Friendship, Positive, Humorous Love, Make Me Feel Special

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

- Bess Myerson

topic: Broken Heart, Falling In Love, Simple, Humor Love, Mending A Broken Heart

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

- George Burns

topic: Relationship, Love Is, Laughing, Humorous Love, Funniest Love

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. The second you meet someone that you're going to fall in love with you deliberately become a moron. You do this in order to fall in love, because it would be impossible to fall in love with any human being if you actually saw them for what they are.

- Fran Lebowitz

topic: Broken Heart, Falling In Love, Love You, Humor Love, Funny Falling In Love

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

- Melanie Griffith

topic: Best Love, Women, Crazy, Humorous Love, Time Love

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

- Fred Allen

topic: Love, Stay Strong, Goal, Just Stay Strong, Dependence On Others

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

- Oscar Wilde

source: Oscar Wilde (2010). “Epigrams & Aphorisms”, p.56, BoD – Books on Demand

topic: Love, Funny, Relationship, Humor Love, Humorous Love

I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.

- Hilaire Belloc

topic: Love, Money, Tired, Love And Money, Getting Tired

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Love, Inspirational, Romantic, Humorous Love, I Love You Like

There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.

- John Kenneth Galbraith

source: The Guardian, May 23, 1992.

topic: Love, Political, Majority, Funny Valentines Day Card, Silly Love

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

- Bob Hope

topic: Love, Kissing, People, Wise Love, Cute Kissing

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

- Henry A. Kissinger

topic: Love, Funny, Leadership, Humorous Valentine, Funny Valentines Day

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

- Erich Segal

topic: Love, Inspiring, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Love

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

- Judith Viorst

topic: Love, Funny, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Valentine

To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.

- David Viscott

topic: Love, Friendship, Marriage, Soulmate Love, Spirit Love

Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs

- Paul McCartney

topic: Song, Silly, People, Rouge, Silly Love