Beard quotes

You can't do comedy with a beard.
-- Alexei Sayle

#Beard #Comedy

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
-- Alvah Bessie

#Uncles #Aunt #Beard

The beard, being a half-mask, should be forbidden by the police - It is, moreover, as a sexual symbol in the middle of the face, obscene: that is why it pleases women.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer

#Police #Half #Beard

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.
-- Ashton Kutcher

#Dresses #Needs #Beard

I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video
-- Aulus Gellius

#Philosophy #Video #Beard

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
-- Bill Bailey

#Long #Beard #Harps

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still
-- Bill Bailey

#Animal #Beard #Stills

i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe.
-- Bjork

#Style #Beard #Hermits

You can't grow a beard if you shave
-- Bob Blue

#Beard #Grows

Thus we have now for many centuries triumphed over nature to the extent of making certain secondary characteristics of the male (such as the beard) disagreeable to nearly all the females—and there is more in that than you might suppose.
-- C. S. Lewis

#Might #Beard #Males

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.
-- Charles Spurgeon

#Growing #Beard #Habit

Hey, I'm just a singer in a fabulous dress, with great hair and a beard!
-- Conchita Wurst

#Hair #Fabulous #Beard

The beard must not be plucked. 'You will not deface the figure of your beard'.
-- Cyprian

#Beard #Figures

It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.
-- D. H. Lawrence

#Men #Beard #Neckties

Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner
-- Daniel Johns

#Beard #Enough #Grows

I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.
-- Danny Pudi

#Able #Beard #Grows

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.
-- David Lee Roth

#Rap #Beard #Bongos

How can a young man like to wear a beard?
-- Dodie Smith

#Men #Beard #Young

There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards.
-- George Augustus Henry Sala

#Men #Ugly #Beard

Beware of long arguments and long beards.
-- George Santayana

#Long #Advice #Beard

This music has been around since before the beard on Moses. I happed to do it very well and I happen to have a lot of groovy songs that I know people are going to dig. I know more about it than you do.
-- George Thorogood

#Song #People #Beard

Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?
-- Harry Neale

#Beard #Eating #Muskrats

To grow a philosopher's beard.
-- Horace

#Beard #Philosopher #Grows

Charles Beard warned us that governments-inc luding the government of the United States-are not neutral, that they represent the dominant economic interests, and that their Constitutions are intended to serve these interests.
-- Howard Zinn

#Government #United States #Beard

At least we both know how shitty the world is. You wearing a beard as a mask to disguise it. I wearing my tired smile. I don't see how you do it. One hundred thousand university students marching with you. Toward A necessity which is not love but is a name.
-- Jack Spicer

#Tired #Names #Beard

The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it.
-- James Beard

#Fall #Beard #Souffle

I dont like myself without a beard.
-- Jamie Dornan

#Beard

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
-- Jerry Lawler

#Wwe #Titles #Beard

Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.
-- John Greenleaf Whittier

#Romance #Beard #Tradition

First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.
-- John Hodgman

#Wish #Beard #Firsts

Give me women, wine and snuff Until I cry out 'hold, enough!' You may do so san objection Till the day of resurrection; For bless my beard then aye shall be My beloved Trinity.
-- John Keats

#Wine #Giving #Beard

The establishment irritates you - pull your beard, flick your face - to make you fight because once they've got you violent they know how to handle you. The only thing they don't know how to handle is non-violence and humour.
-- John Lennon

#Fighting #Beard #Faces

And finally, in our time a beard is the one thing that a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can her success is assured only in a circus.
-- John Steinbeck

#Women #Equality #Beard

I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.
-- Johnny Weir

#Men #Littles #Beard

Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.]
-- Juvenal

#Lions #Beard #Pluck

I'm doing a film now with a lot of guys as well, so at the end of that I will be growing a beard.
-- Keira Knightley

#Guy #Growing #Beard

Grizzly Adams did have a beard
-- Lee Trevino

#Beard #Grizzlies

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.
-- Louise Rennison

#Beard #Desks #Rosie

The idea that God’s mercy is connected to whether or not I shave is ludicrous and I need to just trust myself, and that, you know, if I’m deserving of God’s mercy, I’ll get it, regardless of, you know, my beard,
-- Matisyahu

#Ideas #Beard #Needs

Some artists are bound to an image: Bob Marley has dreadlocks, Matisyahu has a beard. But that's a reminder that the whole thing is not about style. It's about music.
-- Matisyahu

#Artist #Style #Beard

My beard towards heaven, I feel my nape support / The back of my head, I grow the breast of a harpy / And my brush as it drips continually / Upon my face, makes it a gorgeous floor.
-- Michelangelo

#Support #Heaven #Beard

I myself had to grow a longer beard and Afghan clothes. I was in danger of being kidnapped by smugglers, though I didn't know it at the time.
-- Mohsen Makhmalbaf

#Clothes #Beard #Smugglers

At NIH, what tends to happen is that the proven researchers tend to get the money. New researchers, younger researchers, or people on the cutting edge don't get the money until they have gray beards.
-- Mort Kondracke

#Cutting #People #Beard

I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.
-- Niall Horan

#Littles #Next #Beard

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.
-- Paul McCartney

#Thinking #Beard #Shaving

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.
-- Phil Robertson

#Two #Beard #Earth

all skinny guys with beards are jerks
-- Randy Quaid

#Guy #Beard #Skinny

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific.
-- Robbie Coltraine

#Lunch #Stuff #Beard

I'm going to go with ZZ Top -- they're my faves . . . because of the whole thing that they do with the guitars and the old Father Time beards.
-- Robin Thicke

#Father #Guitar #Beard

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
-- Si Robertson

#Beard #Lightning #Insult

I hadn't intended to end up there. I meant to be a serious actor with a beard who wore a lot of black and wanted to share his misery with you.
-- Stephen Colbert

#Black #Actors #Beard

Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values.
-- Terry Southern

#Long #People #Beard

Beards in olden times, were the emblems of wisdom and piety.
-- Thomas B. Macaulay

#Beard #Emblems #Piety

He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs.
-- Todd Grisham

#Wwe #Beard #Needs

Reptilian green the wrinkled throat, Green as a bough of yew the beard; He bent his head, and so I smote
-- Yvor Winters

#Green #Beard #Yew

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
-- Zach Galifianakis

#Looks #Beard

I shave my head & shape my beard myself
-- Banky W.

#Shapes #Beard

I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am.
-- Dileep Rao

#Thinking #Beard #Hell

Sometimes I have a beard, sometimes I don't, and I'm not very good at maintaining it. I've got an agreement with my life coach and guru that I don't touch it from now on.
-- Justin Hawkins

#Agreement #Beard #Maintaining

On my Instagram, lots of people tag me in photos of just dudes with beards and they're like, "Oh my god, I met Chet Faker" and I'm like, "That doesn't even look like me." I feel like I'm experiencing beardism or something.
-- Nick Murphy

#People #Beard

When I reach puberty I'm definitely going to grow a beard.
-- Max Beesley

#Beard #Grows #Puberty

Once I graduated that's when I grew my 'infamous' beard. I trim it every once in awhile but that's about it.
-- Leland Sklar

#Beard #Infamous #Grew