Dave Barry Quotes:
Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 3, 1947
Birthday: July 3
How do these celebrities stay so impossibly thin? Simple: They have full-time personal trainers, who advise them on nutrition, give them pep talks, and shoot them with tranquilizer darts whenever they try to crawl, on hunger-weakened limbs, toward the packet of rice cakes that constitutes the entire food supply in their 37,000-square-foot mansions. For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).
topic: Simple, Squares, Cake, Rice Cakes, Pep, Pep Talk, Food Supply
