Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 3, 1947
Birthday: July 3
During the warm season (August 8 and 9), Maine is a true vacation paradise, offering visitors a chance to jump into crystal-clear mountain lakes and see if they can get back out again before their bodily tissue is frozen as solid as a supermarket turkey.
source: Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.80, Ballantine Books
topic: Vacation, Lakes, Offering, Mountain Lakes