Frank Skinner quotes
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“A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts”
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“You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather.”
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“We're always hearing about risk-takers whose risks paid off, but they are no braver than those whose risks end in ridicule.”
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“I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.”
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“Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.”
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“How do I relax? This might sound slightly ridiculous but I play the ukulele for at least an hour a day and I find something really blissful about it.”
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“So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?”
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“Professional footballers - those virile young stags of our modern culture - are near perpetual fountains of sputum.”
-- Frank Skinner
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