Dave Barry Quotes:
Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 3, 1947
Birthday: July 3
Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to kill themselves. If your home contains a sharp, toxic object, your baby will locate it; if your home contains no such object, your baby will try to obtain one via mail order.
topic: Baby, Children, Humorous, Behavior Patterns
