quotes about Beer And Wine

“Young people want you to be real with them.”

“You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.”

“Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny should take a few pointers from the mutual-fund industry. All three are trying to pull off elaborate hoaxes. But while Santa and the bunny suffer the derision of eight year olds everywhere, actively-managed stock funds still have an ardent following among otherwise clear-thinking adults. This continued loyalty amazes me. Reams of statistics prove that most of the fund industry's stock pickers fail to beat the market.”

“Balance, peace, and joy are the fruit of a successful life.”

“There can be no real conflict between the two Books of the Great Author. Both are revelations made by Him to man,-the earlier telling of God-made harmonies coming up from the deep past, and rising to their height when man appeared, the later teaching man's relations to his Maker, and speaking of loftier harmonies in the eternal future.”

Source : James Dwight Dana (1875). “Manual of Geology: Treating of the Principles of the Science with Special Reference to American Geological History”, p.770

“I spent 20 years of my career primarily being a writer for hire.”

Source : "After 'Waste Of A Year' On 'Indy 4,' Director Rebounds With Stephen King's 'Mist'". Interview with Josh Horowitz, www.mtv.com. April 16, 2007.

“My life don't make a lot of sense.... It don't make sense that I go around the country killing people. Period. It don't make sense doing that.”

“Thinking is difficult, that’s why most people judge.”

“You can't build the bridge of trust with the scaffolding of lies and underhand deals”

“What would it take for you to go out with me?”