Grapefruit Quotes:

I am a grateful... grapefruit.

- Bjork

topic: Grateful, Grapefruit

A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Opportunity, Saws, Grapefruit, Lemons

My mom always puts a grapefruit in my stocking. I like grapefruit, but why put it in a stocking like it's a gift? It's almost as bad as coal.

- Skylar Grey

topic: Mom, Coal, Grapefruit, Stockings

I got balls the size of grapefruits!

- Vince McMahon

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Size, Balls, Grapefruit

By God, I could make myself bring her that economically halved grapefruit, that sugarless breakfast.

- Vladimir Nabokov

source: Vladimir Nabokov (2016). “Lolita”, p.38, Hamilton Books

topic: Breakfast, Grapefruit

Hollywood's a great place to live... if you're a grapefruit.

- Rod Serling

source: Rod Serling's letter to his wife, as quoted in TV Series "American Masters" ("Rod Serling: Submitted for Your Approval", November 29, 1995), (1985 - ).

topic: Hollywood, Grapefruit, Places To Live

I am a grateful grapefruit.

- Bjork

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Grateful, Grapefruit

I am grateful... grapefruit.

- Bjork

source: 'I'm Glad You Think of Me as a Nutter' by Bryony Gordon, www.telegraph.co.uk. September 09, 2002.

topic: Grateful, Grapefruit, I Am Grateful

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

- Douglas Adams

topic: Funny, Life, Orange, Ford Prefect, Grapefruit

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.

- Hattie McDaniel

topic: Culinary, Dumplings, Chickens, Grapefruit, Roast Chicken

Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.

- Tae Yun Kim

topic: Sadness, Yellow, Intellectual, Lemons, Grapefruit

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits - and millions of Americans agree with me.

- Hunter S. Thompson

topic: Beer, Marijuana, Thinking, Stoners, Cannabis

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

- Vince McMahon

topic: Wrestling, Sunday, Size, Grapefruit

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.

- Yoko Ono

topic: Friendship, Graduation, Anniversary, Husband Love, Believe In Your Dreams

Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist.

- Iggy Pop

topic: Eggs, Fists, Joints, Quaaludes, Grapefruit

If I filled the Earth with blueberries, I would have the same number as atoms in a grapefruit.

- Jonathan Bergmann

topic: Motivation, Inspiration, Numbers, Grapefruit, Blueberries

Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail.

- Chelsea Handler

topic: Couple, Austin, Juice, Grapefruit

The grapevine should be named after a more bitter fruit. It should be called the grapefruit tree.

- Chrystos

topic: Gossip, Tree, Fruit, Grapefruit, Grapevine

With our lives and food chain set up to make us fat - I mean, you can't drive down any highway in America and find a grapefruit - a guy needs to be smarter and more determined to get lean.

- David Zinczenko

topic: Mean, America, Guy, Food Chain, Grapefruit

A dream you dream alone is only a dream.

- John Lennon

source: Twitter post from Jun 08, 2015

topic: Dream, Husband Love, Believe In Your Dreams, Peace Love, Peace And Love

Imagine the clouds dripping Dig a hole in your garden to put them in

- Yoko Ono

topic: Garden, Clouds, Imagine, Dripping, Grapefruit

In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home —and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chilies , a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert.

- Hunter S. Thompson

source: "Fear and Loathing at Rolling Stone: The Essential Writing of Hunter S. Thompson".

topic: Coffee, Eggs, Two, Hash, Limes

So far I've always kept my diet secret but now I might as well tell everyone what it is. Lots of grapefruit throughout the day and plenty of virile young men.

- Angie Dickinson

topic: Men, Secret, Might, Grapefruit

Family's the one thing you can't change. You can cover yourself with tattoos. You can get a grapefruit-sized ring going through your earlobe. You can change your name. You can move to a different continent. But you cannot change who your parents were, and who your siblings are, and who your children are.

- Jonathan Franzen

topic: Tattoo, Children, Sibling, Grapefruit

If I'm in Italy I'm going to have a cappuccino and two small brioches and then a mix of orange and grapefruit. I don't drink tea in Italy.

- Christian Louboutin

source: "Designer Christian Louboutin Can't Live Without Fruit, Drinks Gallons of Tea". Interview with Leah Chernikoff, www.bonappetit.com. December 24, 2012.

topic: Two, Orange, Tea, Cappuccino, Grapefruit

If the Americans, in addition to the eagle and the Stars and Stripes and the more unofficial symbols of bison, moose and Indian, should ever need another emblem, one which is friendly and pleasant, then I think they should choose the grapefruit. Or rather the half grapefruit, for this fruit only comes in halves, I believe. Practically speaking, it is always yellow, always just as fresh and well served. And it always comes at the same, still hopeful hour of the morning.

- Johan Huizinga

topic: Morning, Stars, Believe, Bison, Moose

« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast Lord style. 

- Ilona Andrews

topic: Grapefruit

Give death announcements each time you move instead of giving announcements of the change of address. Send the same when you die.

- Yoko Ono

source: Yoko Ono (1970). “Grapefruit: A Book of Instructions and Drawings by Yoko Ono”, p.97, Simon and Schuster

topic: Moving, Giving, Addresses, Grapefruit

I'm being hypocritical because I have a Twitter, but I try to not talk about things like, 'Oh, I had a grapefruit this morning and it was delicious,' because, who cares?

- Zoey Deutch

source: "Thomas Mann and Zoey Deutch Talk BEAUTIFUL CREATURES, Auditioning without Seeing the Script, Working with Emma Thopmson, and More". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. February 12, 2013.

topic: Morning, Trying, Care, Grapefruit