Tuna Fish Quotes:

I missed a tuna-fish sandwich with mayo on toasted wheat bread more than anything. Six months after I went vegan, I snuck into a deli and took one home. And, of course, it wasn't nearly as good as I fantasized. It tasted, well, fishy.

- Kathy Freston

topic: Home, Tuna Fish, Six Months, Fishy

You eat canned tuna fish and you absorb protein. Then, if you're lucky, someone give you Dover Sole and you experience nourishment. It's the same with books.

- Lois Lowry

topic: Book, Tuna Fish, Giving, Dover

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

- Jessica Simpson

source: "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica". www.imdb.com. 2003.

topic: Stupid, Tuna Fish, Sea, Really Stupid, Stupidest

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.

- Douglas Adams

topic: Tuna Fish, Guitar, Play

I am grateful for what I call well-spent moments: Making a tuna fish sandwich with the works. Taking at least a half hour to eat it outside. Ironing my vintage tea towels while watching old black-and-white film noir movies and sipping one martini with extra olives - a quirky combination, but it works.

- Sarah Ban Breathnach

topic: Grateful, Black And White, Tuna Fish, Film Noir, Sipping

Good tuna-fish sandwiches; he’s the tallest man I’ve ever seen! (Pam)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

source: Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Acheron: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.538, Macmillan

topic: Men, Tuna Fish, Sandwiches

All men are equal before fish.

- Herbert Hoover

topic: Funny, Witty, Laughter, Shimmer, Meekness

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee.

- Daniel Pauly

source: "The Perils Of Overfishing, Part 2". Interview with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. November 3, 2009.

topic: Tuna, Sushi, Driving, Benign, Tuna Fish

I like one hair, tuna fish, the smell of rain and things that are pink. I hate pimples, baked potatoes, when my mother's mad, and religious holidays.

- Judy Blume

topic: Mother, Religious, Hate, Religious Holiday, Baked Potatoes

Good tuna-fish sandwiches; he’s the tallest man I’ve ever seen! (Pam)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

source: Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Acheron: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.538, Macmillan

topic: Tuna Fish

Jamie, you know, you could go clear around the world and still come home wondering if the tuna fish sandwiches at Chock Full O'Nuts still cost thirty-five cents.

- E. L. Konigsburg

topic: Home, Nuts, Tuna, Jamie, Tuna Fish

The Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City. The traditional meal often includes gefilte fish. For those of you who don't know what gefilte fish is, it strongly resembles a ball of tuna fish that has been passed nasally. It's not good. During Passover, the angel of death passed over the Jews - an event that, up until the late 1950s, was re-enacted every year by Ivy League colleges and suburban country clubs.

- Jon Stewart

source: "Other News - Yeast of Burden". "The Daily Show" official website, March 31, 1999.

topic: Country, New York, Angel, Ivy League, Country Clubs

Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same amount of time as a long coffee break - and eating a tuna fish salad, sardines on toast or scrambled eggs is surely preferable to a Big Mac or KFC.

- Joan Collins

topic: Coffee, Exercise, Eggs, Sardines, Coffee Break