Country Clubs Quotes:

I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

- Groucho Marx

topic: Country, Clubs, Lows, Country Clubs

The world, as a rule, does not live on beaches and in country clubs.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

topic: Country, Beach, Doe, Country Clubs

A tip: if you're invited to your friend's country club to go the lost and found bin and pretend that you left something there. Next thing you know, you have a fabulous sweater.

- Lisa Birnbach

topic: Country, Sweaters, Clubs, Lost And Found, Country Clubs

One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It's quiet and not overly crowded. The people are nice, and there's wildlife all around the course. As far as my game itself, I can go from a 10 handicap to a 30, depending on the day.

- Scott Baio

topic: Country, Nice, Golf, Country Clubs

The conservative movement is like a country club based in Washington, D.C.

- Andrew Breitbart

source: Source: www.newsbusters.org

topic: Country, Movement, Clubs, Country Clubs

I'm a member of a country club, country music is what I love.

- Travis Tritt

source: Song: Country Club, Album: Country Club

topic: Country, Clubs, Members, Country Clubs

God is diverse and inclusive, not limited and exclusive. You're thinking of a Country Club.

- Brian Robertson

topic: God, Country, Thinking, Country Clubs

In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.

- Alan K. Simpson

topic: Country, People, Church, Country Clubs

Ronald Reagan gave our party a bowling alley image as opposed to a country club image. We were talking to people who go bowling on Thursday night, and they were understanding what we were saying.

- Pete du Pont

topic: Country, Party, Night, Alleys, Country Clubs

Journalists should think of themselves as outside the Establishment, and owners can't be too worried about what they're told at their country clubs.

- Rupert Murdoch

topic: Country, Thinking, Clubs, Country Clubs

My one complaint with my father as a parent is that, not only was he not a golfer, but also he was sort of opposed to golf. I was a country club kid growing up. I should have played golf, but my father thought golf was a sport for old men.

- Mike Greenberg

topic: Sports, Country, Growing Up, Kids Growing Up, Country Clubs

I lived in Meadowbrook. I went to church at Meadowbrook United Methodist Church. I went to school at Meadowbrook Elementary School and then Meadowbrook Middle School. I learned to dance at Meadowbrook Country Club. All those things grounded me in one place and I think most of Fort Worth is just like the area I grew up in.

- Kay Granger

topic: Country, School, Thinking, Elementary School, Country Clubs

As our planet takes action to cast out its manmade poisons and heal its man-caused wounds, many human inhabitants will no doubt give way to fear. Many will cling to seemingly powerful we're-God's-chosen-people religions, hoping that by so doing they will be saved from the wrath of a Vengeful God (not recognizing that the approaching "vengeance" will in reality be man's own actions coming back at him - and not recognizing that the Infinite Universal Power is far more than the narrow-minded gatekeeper of an exclusive Spiritual Country Club).

- Benjamin Hoff

topic: Country, Spiritual, Powerful, Gatekeepers, Vengeful

The struggle you see in the Republican Party today is the country club Republican versus the bowling alley Republican. Colin Powell brings us back to the country club image. He's an insider. He's a moderate.

- Pete du Pont

topic: Country, Struggle, Party, Versus, Republican Party

Right after liberal Democrats, the most dangerous politicians are country club Republicans.

- Thomas Sowell

source: "Random Thoughts". townhall.com. August 26, 2008.

topic: Country, Clubs, Republican, Country Clubs

You can't not have feelings about country clubs, whichever side you're on.

- Harold Ramis

topic: Country, Feelings, Clubs, Country Clubs

I just can't stop myself; I'm addicted to making you money. I should be spending all day in a country club or never getting out of my pajamas like Hugh Hefner.

- Jim Cramer

source: "Mad Money". Book by Jim Cramer, www.today.com. March 14, 2005.

topic: Country, Money, Clubs, Country Clubs

Every Southerner, I think, knows people like Bill Clinton, maybe not quite as smart and maybe not quite as liberal, but kind of a glad-handing, country-club yuppie Southerner. The problem is we don't have labels for middle-class Southerners.

- John Shelton Reed

topic: Country, Smart, Thinking, Southerner, Country Clubs

My grandfather was running Hillcrest Country Club, and that's where a whole group of Hollywood comedians hung out.

- Leigh Steinberg

topic: Running, Country, Comedian, Country Clubs

Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who passes by." Unlike George Bush, who's the guy at the country club who makes snide comments, and then passes out. Now this characterization, of course, was something Mr. Rove just completely pulled out of his bulbous, gelatinous a$$, but remember this is America, a land where people believe anything they hear.

- Bill Maher

topic: Beautiful, Country, Business, Belive, Characterization

I cannot bear to think that our young men are merely living four years in a country club and spending their lives wholly in a spirit of calculation and snobbishness.

- John Grier Hibben

topic: Country, Men, Thinking, Country Clubs, Snobbishness

Nicaragua is fast becoming a terrorist country club.

- Edwin Meese

topic: Country, Nicaragua, Clubs, Country Clubs

Magic clubs have as much to do with magic as country clubs have with being in the country.

- Theodore Annemann

topic: Country, Magic, Clubs, Country Clubs

Golf isn't just about hitting a lot of drivers. I grew up playing on my front lawn, chipping and putting into soup cans, out of the ivy and over rose bushes and hedges - the little Alcott Golf and Country Club. I just loved having a wedge in my hands.

- Amy Alcott

topic: Country, Golf, Hands, Country Clubs, Rose Bush

I worked at a local country club that I never belonged to. I did random tasks in the pro shop and supposed to be in charge of the register, but that didn't go so well. They quickly realized I was better with people, not computers.

- Shelley Hennig

source: "When I Was 17: Shelley Hennig". Interview with Emily Laurence, www.seventeen.com. April 19, 2012.

topic: Country, People, Clubs, Country Clubs

The Democratic Party, all the candidates from Washington, they all know each other, they all move in the same circles, and what I'm doing is breaking into the country club.

- Howard Dean

topic: Country, Party, Moving, Country Clubs

They do a heck of a job with the PGA professionals around the country and taking care of the clubs and country clubs and everything else, but when it comes to understanding the guys out here on Tour and everything else, I don't think they get it because they're not out here on a regular basis.

- Billy Horschel

topic: Country, Jobs, Golf, Country Clubs

Both my parents were a tremendous influence on me. My father's influence came from - he decided well, probably before we were born that as he put it, 'I'm not going to have any kids who are country club bums.'

- Charles Koch

source: Source: freebeacon.com

topic: Country, Father, Kids, Country Clubs

I have just realized that it is due to you, and to Mr. James Thomas and his staff of the Army Navy Country Club that the putting green here on the White House lawn is already in such excellent condition. I assure you that I get a great deal of pleasure and relaxation out of using the green in an occasional late afternoon hour . . .

- Dwight D. Eisenhower

topic: Sports, Country, Army, Late Afternoon, Country Clubs

You could see Newt Gingrich, who`s a member of Donald Trump`s country club, already getting together and talking about the new episode of "The Apprentice," with the poor kids in the city.This was a very smart thing to do. He shows that he is the grown-up in the Republican Party.

- Chris Matthews

source: Source: www.nbcnews.com

topic: Country, Smart, Party, Country Clubs

Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible demands and the dues for an outsider are exorbitant.

- Erma Bombeck

topic: Family, Country, Demand, Country Clubs

My mom had bought this camera to take classes herself and I remember working with her on it, understanding how the stop-motion [worked], having a high shutter speed and things like that. Long before I picked it up myself, I remember being on a slide at a country club going into the water and wanting my mother to put in on a high shutter speed so she could catch me on the slide without it being blurred. I remember having fun with her: "Let me go on the slide and you'll catch me in motion!" Those are some of the little moments in my artistic making.

- Jeff Vespa

source: Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

topic: Mom, Mother, Country, Let Me Go, Little Moments

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club

- Dave Barry

source: Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Turns Forty”, p.124, Ballantine Books

topic: Country, Night, Fire, Celery, Management Skills

The Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City. The traditional meal often includes gefilte fish. For those of you who don't know what gefilte fish is, it strongly resembles a ball of tuna fish that has been passed nasally. It's not good. During Passover, the angel of death passed over the Jews - an event that, up until the late 1950s, was re-enacted every year by Ivy League colleges and suburban country clubs.

- Jon Stewart

source: "Other News - Yeast of Burden". "The Daily Show" official website, March 31, 1999.

topic: Country, New York, Angel, Ivy League, Country Clubs

I had my young eyes opened by the impersonal blood and guts of news photography. I was running the gamut every low man on the totem pole runs - country clubs to mass murder.

- Burk Uzzle

topic: Photography, Running, Country, Country Clubs

Fox News reported Thursday that Bill Clinton can't get into any of New York's better golf and country clubs. Not one member has been willing to sponsor him. So it's official, he really is America's first black president.

- Argus Hamilton

topic: Country, New York, Golf, Country Clubs

It's the end of the day where wives stay home and raise the kids and all that. That demeaning stuff? No more. Country club memberships, that's what you shoot for! To hell with that.

- Rush Limbaugh

source: "Clinton’s Performance Was Great, But I’ll Tell You the Real Story of Bill and Hillary". "The Rush Limbaugh Show", www.rushlimbaugh.com. July 27, 2016.

topic: Country, Home, Kids, Country Clubs, Demeaning

The people responsible for the dollars that will buy the sex and violence so many deplore, don't even know what's going - well, of course they know. But they're comfortably ensconced in their country clubs and churches, and very far removed from the decisions that are made on their behalf.

- Norman Lear

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: Country, Sex, People, Country Clubs

When the rich build bigger, they shift the frame of reference that shapes the demands of the near rich, who travel in the same social circles. Perhaps it's now the custom in those circles to host your daughter's wedding reception at home rather than in a hotel or country club. So the near rich feel they too need a house with a ballroom. And when they build bigger, they shift the frame of reference for the group just below them, and so on, all the way down.

- Robert H. Frank

source: Source: bobmorris.biz

topic: Daughter, Country, Home, Wedding Reception, Country Clubs

You've got the whole stuff with transgender toilets and stuff like that - that's no way for a government to behave. We're supposed to be against ISIS, so why are we trying to slowly introduce a country-club version of Sharia law in America, you know? It doesn't make any real sense at all. I think there's going to be a lot of energy, there is already a lot of reaction against that - people are prepared to really stand up and be counted for democracy, and in the process to find out what is and what isn't.

- Irvine Welsh

source: Source: www.macleans.ca

topic: Country, Real, Thinking, Transgender, Sharia

My father announced early on that he didn't want his sons to be "country club bums." And for a number of reasons, I bore the brunt of that - I have an older brother and two younger brothers. So he had me work in all my spare time. I started out picking dandelions, shoveling stalls, milking cows, building a fence - whatever dirty job was out there. That's a big deal, because you learn things working that you don't learn in school.

- Charles Koch

source: Source: www.washingtonpost.com

topic: Country, Brother, Jobs, Milking Cows, Dirty Jobs

I went to a school in Miami that seemed like a private country club. The whole cheerleader, football player, clique-y thing there was terrifying. Those people were so scary. They're the scariest kinds of people because they are idolized by their peers. They have everything, they have money, and they're just mean-spirited. It's crazy.

- Zoe Kravitz

source: Intervuew with Laura Rosenfeld, www.seventeen.com. August 22, 2011.

topic: Football, Country, Crazy, Mean Spirited, Country Clubs

If you, like me, lived through 1973-74 or even the early 1990s... There was a waiting list to get OUT of the country club - that's when you know things are tough. If you live long enough, you'll see it.

- Charlie Munger

topic: Country, Long, Waiting, If You Like Me, Country Clubs

John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner. Now wait a minute. Isn't that the movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco?

- David Letterman

topic: Country, Ohio, Waiting, Country Clubs, Franco

My first few films were institutional comedies, and you're on pretty safe ground when you're dealing with an institution that vast numbers of people have experienced: college, summer camp, the military, the country club.

- Harold Ramis

topic: Summer, Country, Military, Summer Camp, Country Clubs

Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

- Sarah Silverman

topic: Country, Joining, Clubs, Country Clubs

In the late 1960s, I ended up in Telluride, Colorado. It wasnt like the country club that it is now. It was very raw. Skiing was there, but snowboarders have now entirely overrun it.

- Lance Henriksen

topic: Country, Colorado, Clubs, Country Clubs, Telluride

I don't belong to any country clubs. I don't have this big circle of friends. Where I make my friends is where I work.

- G.W. Bailey

source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Country, Circles, Clubs, Circle Of Friends, Country Clubs

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

topic: Country, Government, Roots, Country Clubs

John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy. Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take the country back? See, he knows how the wealthy think. He can spy on them at his country club, at his place in Palm Beach, at his house in the Hamptons. He's like a mole for the working man.

- Jay Leno

topic: Country, Beach, Men, Palm Beach, Country Clubs