Court Jester Quotes:

I consider myself a court jester - motivator.

- Richard Simmons

source: "Interview: Richard Simmons diet". AskMen Interview, www.askmen.com.

topic: Court, Court Jester, Jester

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Pain, Way, Court Jester, Jester, Hiding Pain

He was the class clown, the court jester, because he'd learn early that if you cracked jokes and pretended you weren't scared, you usually didn't get beat up. Even the baddest gangster kids would tolerate you, keep you around for laughs. Plus, humor was a good way to hide the pain

- Rick Riordan

topic: Pain, Kids, Class, Jester, Court Jester

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

- Danny Kaye

source: "Fictional character: Hubert Hawkins". "The Court Jester", www.imdb.com. January 27, 1956.

topic: Poison, Palaces, Chalice, Jester, Court Jester

I'm the out-of-court jester who won't settle, I up the vigilante, I'm a law unto myself but break it anyway! I made a forced landing on the Moebius Strip and now I want to know, which side are you on?

- Bob Black

source: "I've Got A Nietzsche Trigger Finger!". Essay by Bob Black, 1986.

topic: Law, Sides, Want, Jester, Court Jester

The advertiser is the overrewarded court jester and court pander at the democratic court.

- Joseph Wood Krutch

topic: Advertising, Court, Democratic, Jester, Court Jester

Poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world.

- Percy Bysshe Shelley

topic: Life, Poetry, World, Legislators, Capers

If poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world, science fiction writers are its court jesters. We are Wise Fools who can leap, caper, utter prophecies, and scratch ourselves in public. We can play with Big Ideas because the garish motley of our pulp origins make us seem harmless.

- Bruce Sterling

topic: Wise, Play, Ideas, Capers, Jester

Satire must always accompany any free society. It is an absolute necessity. Even in the most repressive medieval kingdoms, they understood the need for the court jester, the one soul allowed to tell the truth through laughter,

- Joe Randazzo

source: "Former 'Onion' editor: Freedom of speech cannot be killed" by Joe Randazzo, www.msnbc.com. January 7, 2015.

topic: Laughter, Soul, Needs, Canaries, Jester

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

- Richard Simmons

source: Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.menshealth.com. April 25, 2012.

topic: Kings, Wife, Court, Jester, Court Jester

An art form requires genius. People of genius are always troublemakers, meaning they start from scratch, demolish accepted norms, and rebuild a new world.

- Henri Langlois

topic: Art, People, Scratches, Demolish, Jester

Our society, like decadent Rome, has turned into an amusement society, with writers chief among the court jesters

- Saul Bellow

topic: Rome, Amusement, Our Society, Jester, Court Jester

There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters.

- Jim Gaffigan

topic: Perception, Comedian, Eras, Jester, False Perception

I'm ready to forgive him for the desire to be a king, but not for wanting to have 23 million court jesters.

- Minimaks

topic: Kings, Forgiving, Desire, Jester, Court Jester

There is no one force, no group, and no class that is the preserver of liberty. Liberty is preserved by those who are against the existing chief power. Oppositions which do not express genuine social forces are as trivial, in relation to entrenched power, as the old court jesters.

- James Burnham

source: "The Machiavellians, Defenders of Freedom" by James Burnham, (p. 280), 1987.

topic: Class, Liberty, Groups, Jester, Court Jester

The court jester had the right to say the most outrageous things to the king. Everything was permitted during carnival, even the songs that the Roman legionnaires would sing, calling Julius Caesar 'queen,' alluding, in a very transparent way, to his real, or presumed, homosexual escapades.

- Umberto Eco

topic: Song, Queens, Kings, Jester, Escapade

Oftentimes, actors are looked at as court jesters. They are not looked at as deep-thinking, smart people who do many other things or have gifts in other areas.

- Goldie

topic: Smart, Thinking, People, Deep Thinking, Court Jester

My way is the sensitive, emotional way, because that's who I am. A day doesn't go by where I don't sit and cry, listening to the stories. I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh.

- Richard Simmons

topic: Emotional, Who I Am, People, Jester, Court Jester

I'm a real paradox. Because I'm a very serious person, and I take my work very seriously. But I wrap it up in a court jester and a clown and make people laugh and make them feel good about themselves.

- Richard Simmons

topic: Real, People, Laughing, Jester, Court Jester

It is unpardonable conceit not to laugh at your own jokes. Joking is undignified; that is why it is so good for one's soul. Do not fancy you can be a detached wit and avoid being a buffoon; you cannot. If you are the Court Jester you must be the Court Fool.

- Gilbert K. Chesterton

topic: Laughing, Soul, Fancy, Jester, Court Jester

The artist is still a little like the old court jester. He's supposed to speak his vicious paradoxes with some sense in them, but he isn't part of whatever the fabric is that makes a nation.

- William Faulkner

topic: Artist, Fabric, Littles, Jester, Court Jester

My father was a small claims court jester.

- Steven Wright

topic: Funny, Father, Humor, Jester, Court Jester

People need the court jester, so I keep that smile on and keep going out there to do what I do.

- Richard Simmons

source: Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.menshealth.com. April 25, 2012.

topic: People, Needs, Going Out, Jester, Court Jester

I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.

- Richard Simmons

source: Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.menshealth.com. April 25, 2012.

topic: People, Laughing, Clown, Jester, Court Jester

The idea of vaudeville clowns and court jesters is always to show the flaw, to point out what's not working and why it's not coherent.

- John Baldessari

source: Interview with David Salle, www.interviewmagazine.com. October 09, 2013.

topic: Ideas, Vaudeville, Flaws, Jester, Court Jester

A lot of people think that fame is the Band-Aid that cures their ills. I'm no kid, and I knew long before I got famous that wasn't the deal. I'm the court jester, not the queen.

- Sharon Stone

topic: Queens, Kids, Thinking, Jester, Court Jester

It's been important to cultures throughout history with the court jester and the witch doctor and the shaman - all preach the same thing.

- RuPaul

topic: Doctors, Important, Culture, Witch Doctors, Jester

I am reminded of the old court jester who was supposed to entertain his king with interesting stories and antics. He looked at the king who was lolling on his throne, a drunken, filthy rascal, doffed his cap and bells, and said with a mock gesture of obeisance, “O king, be loyal to the royal within you.” And so I say to you young people today, remember your heritage, and be loyal to that royal lineage that you have as members of the church and kingdom of God on the earth.

- Harold B. Lee

topic: Kings, Children, Interesting, Interesting Stories, Jester