Fruit Flies Quotes:

Drosophila,” I said, remembering the word. “What?” Lily asked. “Why do girls always fall for guys with the at ention span of drosophila?” “What?” “Fruit flies. Guys with the attention span of fruit flies.” “Because they’re hot?” “This,” I told her, “is not the time for being truthful.

- Rachel Cohn

topic: Girl, Fall, Fruit Flies

Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.

- Ray Romano

source: Ray Romano (1999). “Everything and a Kite”, Bantam

topic: Fruit Flies, Littles, Helping

Tax dollars go to projects that have little or nothing to do with the public good things like fruit fly research in Paris, France. I kid you not.

- Sarah Palin

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Kids, Fruit Flies, Paris, Public Good, Tax Dollars

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

- Groucho Marx

topic: Time, Arrows, Fruit, Milestone Birthday, Infinite Time

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Funny, Friendship, Education, Joy Of Reading, Inspirational Dog

Cartoons are like fruit flies. Biologists use fruit flies because their large chromosomes and short life cycle make them ideal for studying hereditary changes.

- Robert Mankoff

topic: Short Life, Cartoon, Use, Chromosomes, Fruit Flies

When the man who knows all about the fruit fly chromosomes finds himself sitting next to an authority on Beowulf, there may be an uneasy silence.

- Brand Blanshard

topic: Men, Silence, Sitting, Chromosomes, Fruit Flies

The three of us have worked on the development of the small and totally harmless fruit fly, Drosophila. This animal has been extremely cooperative in our hands - and has revealed to us some of its innermost secrets and tricks for developing from a single celled egg to a complex living being of great beauty and harmony. ... None of us expected that our work would be so successful or that our findings would ever have relevance to medicine.

- Christiane Nusslein-Volhard

topic: Successful, Animal, Hands, Fruit Flies

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

- Fred Allen

source: Quoted in J. R. Colombo, Wit and Wisdom of the Moviemakers (1979)

topic: Movie, Heart, Hollywood, Fruit Flies, Navel

The latest report says the results of an investigation will be released in three or four weeks. That's a long time for fruit flies and the press.

- Denis Boyles

topic: America, Long, Three, Fruit Flies

Richard wrote a mental diary in his head. Dear Diary, he began. On Friday I had a job, a fiance, a home, and a life that made sense. (Well, as much as an life makes sense). Then I found an injured girl bleeding on the pavement and I tried to be Good Samaritan. Now I've got no fiance, no home, no job, and I'm walking around a couple of hundred feet under the streets of London with the projected life expectancy of a suicidal fruit fly.

- Neil Gaiman

topic: Girl, Friday, Jobs, Samaritans, Life Expectancy

I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.

- Chris Pratt

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Sea, Two, Tree, Bonsai, Superstorm Sandy

Plants with leaves no more efficient than today's solar cells could out-compete real plants, crowding the biosphere with an inedible foliage. Tough omnivorous bacteria could out-compete real bacteria: They could spread like blowing pollen, replicate swiftly, and reduce the biosphere to dust in a matter of days. Dangerous replicators could easily be too tough, small, and rapidly spreading to stop - at least if we make no preparation. We have trouble enough controlling viruses and fruit flies.

- K. Eric Drexler

source: K. Eric Drexler (1986). “Engines of creation”, Anchor Books

topic: Real, Dust, Cells, Solar Cells, Pollen

After observing mutations in fruit flies for many years, Professes Goldschmidt fell into despair. The changes, he lamented, were so hopelessly micro [insignificant] that if a thousand mutations were combined in one specimen, there would still be no new species.

- Norman Macbeth

topic: Years, Despair, Fruit, Fruit Flies

I had a great time investigating the pigments of different mutant fruit flies by following experimental protocols published in Scientific American, and I also remember making my own beetle collection when it was still acceptable to make such collections.

- Paul Nurse

topic: Different, Fruit, Mutants, Investigating, Fruit Flies

With boys you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane. It's all there. The fruit flies hovering over their waste can, the hamster trying to escape to cleaner air, the bedrooms decorated in Early Bus Station Restroom.

- Erma Bombeck

topic: Boys, Air, Trying, Where You Stand, Cleaners