If Life Gives You Lemons Quotes:

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

- Ron White

source: "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2004.

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Encouraging, Funny Leadership, Lemons

If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

- Elizabeth Gilbert

topic: Giving, Settling, Scene, Lemons, Lemonade

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

- Cathy Guisewite

topic: Eye, Giving, Life Gives You Lemons, Lemons, Funny Clever

Stop worrying and start living.

- Dale Carnegie

source: Dale Carnegie (2010). “How to Stop Worrying and Start Living”, Simon and Schuster

topic: Life, Encouraging, Worry, Influencing People, Just For Today

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

- Louise Hay

source: FaceBook post by Louise Hay from Aug 04, 2009

topic: Order, Giving, Rotten, Lemons, Lemonade

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

- Conan O'Brien

topic: Funny, Life, Encouraging, Lemons, Life Gives You Lemons

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

- Wanda Sykes

topic: Unique, Giving, Caves, Videogame, Lemons

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

- Gurbaksh Chahal

topic: Apples, People, Giving, Lemons, Life Gives You Lemons

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Hilarious, Fun, Giving, Lemons, Life Gives You Lemons

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Orange, Giving, Faces, Lemonade, Make Lemonade

When life gives you lemons, throw them back.

- Joe Jonas

topic: Giving, Life Gives You Lemons, Lemons, If Life Gives You Lemons

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

- J.K. Simmons

topic: Men, Who I Am, Mad, Rue, Videogame

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

- Darynda Jones

topic: Hands, Hey, T Shirt, Lemons, Life Gives You Lemons

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

- Bruce Campbell

topic: Giving, Zombie, Life Gives You Lemons, Lemons, If Life Gives You Lemons

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

- Lance Armstrong

topic: Order, Giving, Drug, Life Gives You Lemons, If Life Gives You Lemons