Nutty Quotes:

Right. I’ve been missing Nutty McFang anyway.” “Stop making up names for him.” “What about Count Crackula?” “Just stop.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2011). “Last Breath: The Morganville Vampires”, p.54, Penguin

topic: Names, Missing, Nutty

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

- Artie Lange

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Style, Influence, Nutty

What is Thanksgiving without a nutty relative?

- Judith Martin

topic: Women, Nutty, Relative

She's as nutty as squirrel poo.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Squirrels, Nutty

that's as nutty as squirrel turds

- P. C. Cast

source: P. C. Cast, Kristin Cast (2011). “Awakened: A House of Night Novel”, p.239, Macmillan

topic: Squirrels, Turds, Nutty

Live nutty. Just occasionally. Just once in a while. And see what happens. It brightens up the day.

- Leo Buscaglia

topic: Nutty

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.

- Jon Ronson

source: Jon Ronson (2012). “Jon Ronson's Adventures With Extraordinary People”, p.598, Pan Macmillan

topic: Sweet, Alcohol, Fruitcake, Nutty

And if we seem nutty to you and if we seem like an odd ball to you, just remember one thing. The mighty oak tree was once a nut just like me.

- Glenn Turner

topic: Nuts, Tree, Balls, Mighty Oaks, Oak Tree

Life is nutty; anything can happen.

- Paul Shaffer

topic: Life Is, Anything Can Happen, Nutty

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

- Mike Judge

topic: Saws, Professors, Stooges, Nutty

I came to love Fenway. It was a place that rejuvenated me after a road trip; the fans right on top of you, the nutty angles. And the Wall. That was my baby, the left-field wall, the Green Monster.

- Carl Yastrzemski

topic: Baby, Wall, Green, Left Field, Road Trip

I have a friend who's an artist, and he sometimes takes a view which I don't agree with. He'll hold up a flower and say, "Look how beautiful it is," and I'll agree. But then he'll say, "I, as an artist, can see how beautiful a flower is. But you, as a scientist, take it all apart and it becomes dull." I think he's kind of nutty. [...] There are all kinds of interesting questions that come from a knowledge of science, which only adds to the excitement and mystery and awe of a flower. It only adds. I don't understand how it subtracts.

- Richard P. Feynman

topic: Beautiful, Philosophy, Flower, Nutty

I don't know which is more nutty. All this stuff I do outside of work, or the stuff I do all week.

- Monica Denise Brown

topic: Stuff, Week, Nutty

I don't know what our capabilities are. If I were there, I think it would be nutty to do that. The only country on Earth more containable than Iran is Iraq. And we've certainly made a mistake there. We could have continued Saddam.

- Michael Scheuer

source: Source: www.pbs.org

topic: Country, Mistake, Thinking, Nutty

The real Wendy is a plain, regular girl with good skin. I do have hair, if he's wondering about that. I have lots of witnesses to that. [Chuckles] And I'm a homebody. When I get off the phone with you, Kam, I'm going to the grocery store, because our power was out for 4 days. As for breast augmentation, I do recommend it for women over 30 who have a couple of extra dollars. But it's not for a nutty schoolgirl who might just be doing it for a guy.

- Wendy Williams

source: Source: aalbc.com

topic: Girl, Couple, Real, Wendy, Homebodies

You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?" "No," Claire said, "but I'm pretty sure you won't like it if I go alone when I just kind of promised to be with you. So...?" "Right. I've been missing Nutty McFang anyway." "Stop making up names for him." "What about Count Crackula?" "Just stop.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2011). “Last Breath: The Morganville Vampires”, p.54, Penguin

topic: Crazy, Thinking, Names, Nutty

I make my patients feel like they're still part of life, part of some grand nutty scheme instead of alone with their diseases. With me, they still feel part of the human race.

- Samuel Shem

topic: Medicine, Race, Disease, Nutty

I'm working on a snow scene right now, and it's summer. It's hot, and I will get chilly. I'll have to turn on the heat. My wife walks in, and it's 95 degrees in the studio. I know it's nutty, but it's a projection you have where you step into the painting.

- Thomas Kinkade

topic: Summer, Snow, Wife, Turn-on, Chilly

Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place.

- Sandra Bullock

source: "Sandra Bullock: 'I'm Aware That I Can Be Annoying'". Interview with Jeanne Wolf, parade.com. October 29, 2009.

topic: Comfort, Likes, Persons, Nutty

"Hear! hear!" screamed the jay from a neighboring tree, where I had heard a tittering for some time, "winter has a concentrated and nutty kernel, if you know where to look for it."

- Henry David Thoreau

topic: Winter, Tree, Looks, Winter Season, Winter Time

Guys I’m kind of nutty, but you have to understand that that’s all just me being myself.

- Darren Criss

topic: Guy, Kind, Being Myself, Nutty

One of the great things about this genie [from Aladdin] is that when Robin Williams created him, and they created this after him, they were allowed to go crazy and when they had to go find someone to play the role live, they had to find someone who was nutty enough to go in different directions.

- James Monroe Iglehart

topic: Crazy, Play, Robins, Genies, Nutty

Even if you look at the 'Paranormal Activity' movies, at the end of the movie things get really crazy and nutty, but they all start in a very mundane situation that people can relate to, and that's also to some degree what we tried to do in 'Chernobyl Diaries.

- Oren Peli

topic: Crazy, People, Degrees, Paranormal Activity, Chernobyl

Chapter books are often written in series and kids have come to expect that they'll come out once a year, so publishers want to keep the momentum going. It's the kind of art I love to make, except that the time frame is really nutty.

- Carson Ellis

source: Source: www.revelinnewyork.com

topic: Art, Book, Kids, Nutty

Adolescence involves our nutty-desperate-ecstatic-rash psychological efforts to come to terms with new bodies and outrageous urges.

- Judith Viorst

topic: Effort, Body, Desperate, Nutty

There's the whole Mad Hatter's dilemma, it was the amount of mercury that they used in the glue to make the hats. Everything was damaging. So, in terms of the Mad Hatter, looking at it from that perspective of this guy who literally is damaged goods, physically damaged, emotionally a little obtuse, and taking that and deciding that he should be - as opposed to just this hyper, nutty guy - he should explore all sides of the personality at an extreme level.

- Johnny Depp

topic: Perspective, Mad, Personality, Damaged Goods, Hyper

The tolerance of the public is diminishing. We're spending time on the wrong people. It's nutty. There has to be a better way. Why are we stripsearching Aunt Molly from Iowa and letting on Richard Reid?

- Donald J. Carty

topic: Aunt, Iowa, People, Nutty

(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my life.

- Jerry Lewis

topic: Creative, Film, Professors, Creative Work, Labor Of Love

The fact that I haven't been married might qualify me as belonging in the nutty category to a lot of women.

- Thomas Haden Church

source: "Church's Doctrine". Interview with Andrew Goldman, www.elle.com. May 23, 2007.

topic: Might, Facts, Married, Nutty

He seems like a nice charming guy. [Mike Huckabee] doesn't believe in evolution and has some nutty views about what it is we should do about ending violence in our inner city—we should make sure all of our young people are armed. Republicans scare me.

- Elizabeth Edwards

topic: Nice, Believe, Views, Nutty

Sure, 'An Inconvenient Truth' was my first documentary. What a wonderful experience. I saw Al Gore doing his slideshow presentation, and had this nutty idea that we had to make a movie out of it.

- Lawrence Bender

topic: Ideas, Als, Saws, Inconvenient Truth, Wonderful Experience

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

- Dana Carvey

source: "Dana Carvey talks parenting, “SNL” and Carlmont High cross country". Interview with Peter Hartlaub, blog.sfgate.com. April 30, 2010.

topic: Years, Littles, Theory, Nutty

My fans have designated themselves the, uh, 'Pine Nuts.' They're a nutty bunch.

- Chris Pine

topic: Nuts, Fans, Bunch, Pine Nuts, Nutty

The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty.

- Penn Jillette

topic: Writing, Simple, People, Easy Work, Nutty

It's good to experience Hollywood in short bursts, I guess. Little snippets. I don't think I can handle being here all the time, it's pretty nutty.

- Johnny Depp

topic: Thinking, Hollywood, Littles, Nutty

Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I'm a very bad speller and I was embarrassed by that. When I would type, the little mistakes would make me nutty, and I would never edit anything.

- Penn Jillette

topic: Mistake, Littles, Computer, Changed My Life, Nutty

Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.

- Seth MacFarlane

topic: Sense Of Humor, Professors, Denzel, Nutty

I am radically, insanely, nutty in love with Jesus!

- Joyce Meyer

topic: Jesus, Nutty

I'm nutty for nutrition. I've become one of those people who can't stop talking about the connection between food and health. Now that I know how much changing what you eat can transform your life, I can't stop proselytizing.

- Robin Quivers

topic: Talking, People, Connections, Proselytizing, Nutty

Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.

- James Joyce

topic: Food, Heart, Kidneys, Ulysses, Offal

He's as nutty as a vegan T-bone.

- David Sedaris

topic: Vegan, Bones, Nutty

One correspondent, who is into psychology, notes that in his experience people who are hoplophobes are nearly always nutty in other ways, too. Hoplophobia [fear of guns], of course, is not simply an attitude but rather an aberration in which the sufferer clings to an idea which he himself knows to be unsound, such as the idea that inanimate instruments have a will of their own or that lawbreakers abide by the law.

- Jeff Cooper

topic: Attitude, Gun, Law, Nutty

If you sincerely desire a truly well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and "nutty." You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, no matter what. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the telepathic pressure alone of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well-grounded in consensus reality.

- Ivan Stang

topic: Education, Reality, House, Well Rounded, Deaf And Blind

I love women, and I just think that they're great. I mean, yes, they can be a little nutty sometimes, but they're great.

- Tyler Blackburn

source: "Tyler Blackburn Talks Pretty Little Liars Season 2". Interview with Brian Gallagher, movieweb.com. February 13, 2012.

topic: Mean, Thinking, Littles, Nutty

I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.

- Kirstie Alley

topic: Attitude, Stupid, Thinking, He Doesn't Care, Nutty

We live in a crazy time. Every other week, there's a school shooting. There's always some nutty thing and I've always wanted to kind of understand the crazy.

- Richard Patrick

topic: Crazy, School, Shooting, Crazy Times, School Shooting

I think If I were to look for the most foolish Clinton supporter and ask you to give them equal time nationally, I could find you some pretty nutty people who are for Hillary Clinton.

- Newt Gingrich

source: Source: abcnews.go.com

topic: Thinking, Giving, People, Nutty

I was raised by a black maid by the name of Ida Young and I probably talked to her more than anybody, so whatever is nutty about me was nutty about her, too, I think because I saw a lot more of her than I did of my parents.

- Kurt Vonnegut

topic: Thinking, Names, Parent, Nutty

Nutty people are always writing me. I always think I must be on some nutty mailing list.

- Andy Warhol

source: Andy Warhol (2014). “The Philosophy of Andy Warhol: From A to B and Back Again”, p.97, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

topic: Nutty, Mailing

The fabulous side of Taboo was dressing up and dancing like no one was watching you. There were no rules. You had Jeffrey Hinton playing every kind of music. It was like going back to when I used to deejay at Planet in '79, where you'd mix in nutty things like hip-hop or reggae or The Sound of Music [1965] or other film soundtracks - whatever.

- Boy George

source: "Taboo". Interview With Mark Ronson, www.interviewmagazine.com. December 19, 2008.

topic: Dressing Up, Dancing, Hip Hop, Deejays, Sound Of Music