White Bread Quotes:

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.

- Mother Teresa

topic: Love, Life, Positive, Hunger And Poverty, Hunger Awareness

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

- Milton Berle

topic: White, Order, Bread, White Bread, Pastrami

Eating a slice of white bread is like eating pure sugar.

- Barry Sears

topic: White, Sugar, Bread, White Bread

A risk-free life is far from being a healthy life. To begin with, the very word "risk" implies worry, and people who worry about every bite of food, sip of water, the air they breathe, the gym sessions they have missed, and the minutiae of vitamin doses are not sending positive signals to their cells. A stressful day sends constant negative messaging to the feedback loop and popping a vitamin pill or choosing whole wheat bread instead of white bread does close to zero to change that.

- Deepak Chopra

topic: Zero, Cells, White, Loops, White Bread

"The whiter the bread, the quicker you're dead" because white bread lacks vitamin E and lecithin.

- Kent Hovind

source: Hovind Seminar at Calvary Chapel of Philadelphia, May 1999.

topic: White, Bread, Vitamins, White Bread

Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan.

- Joel Fuhrman

topic: White, Fake, Bread, White Bread

People who eat white bread have no dreams.

- Diana Vreeland

source: Quoted in Annette Tapert and Diana Edkins The Power of Style (1994).

topic: Dream, White, People, White Bread

There was [ in New York] - some of it was this perception of the Midwest that I realized in this multicultural city that - and I don't think it's as true as it was - but everyone was kind of like, what, are you Jewish? Are you Italian? What are you? You know, are you black? Are you da-da-da? Are you Puerto Rican? And so I ended up - my ethnic identity was Midwestern, was white bread. And so it informed a lot of my stand-up.

- Jim Gaffigan

source: Source: www.npr.org

topic: New York, Thinking, Italian, White Bread, Ethnic Identity

In our short walks we passed the kitchen where food was prepared for the nurses and doctors. There we got glimpses of melons and grapes and all kinds of fruits, beautiful white bread and nice meats, and the hungry feeling would be increased tenfold.

- Nellie Bly

source: Nellie Bly (2015). “The Collected Works of Nellie Bly (Annotated)”, p.69, Golgotha Press

topic: Beautiful, Nice, Doctors, White Bread, Melons

I was raised with opera and very white-bread folk music like The Kingston Trio. That was about as daring as it got. So when I discovered hip-hop as a teenager, at first it made no sense to me at all.

- Jess Row

source: Source: www.guernicamag.com

topic: Teenager, White, Hip Hop, Trios, White Bread

You know how ESPN works; they'll throw themselves into a frenzy over Tebow's white bread lame ass niceness and then vilify Johnny Football just 'cause he rages now and then.

- Dabo Swinney

source: Source: theblacksheeponline.com

topic: Football, White, Lame, Niceness, White Bread

In their censures of luxury the fathers are extremely minute and circumstantial; and among the various articles which excite their pious indignation, we may enumerate false hair, garments of any colour except white, instruments of music, vases of gold or silver, downy pillows, white bread, foreign wines, public salutations, the use of warm baths, and the practice of shaving the beard, which, according to Tertullian, is a lie against our own faces, and am impious attempt to improve the works of the Creator.

- Edward Gibbon

topic: Lying, Father, Wine, White Bread, Censure

Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card.

- Chris Pratt

source: Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. April 24, 2015.

topic: Two, White, Perfect, White Bread, American Express

Then a miracle occurred in the form of a plate of sandwiches. Geryon took three and buried his mouth in a delicious block of white bread filled with tomatoes and butter and salt. He thought about how delicious it was, how he liked slippery foods, how slipperiness can be of different kinds. I am a philosopher of sandwiches, he decided. Things good on the inside.

- Anne Carson

topic: Block, White, Miracle, White Bread

When Josey woke up and saw the feathery frost on her windowpane, she smiled. Finally, it was cold enough to wear long coats and tights. It was cold enough for scarves and shirts worn in layers, like camouflage. It was cold enough for her lucky red cardigan, which she swore had a power of its own. She loved this time of year. Summer was tedious with the light dresses she pretended to be comfortable in while secretly sure she looked like a loaf of white bread wearing a belt. The cold was such a relief.

- Sarah Addison Allen

source: Sarah Addison Allen (2008). “The Sugar Queen”, p.1, Bantam

topic: Summer, White, Light, White Bread, Windowpane

The perfect bacon sandwich is on white bread, very soft and very thick. Sourdough with a good crust. The bacon is half way to being crispy - and there's lots of it - and enough brown sauce to trickle down your arm. You've not really enjoyed a bacon sandwich unless 10 minutes later you're still licking your wrists.

- Howard Jacobson

source: "Howard Jacobson: What I've Learned" by Ben Mitchell, www.esquire.com. August 10, 2014.

topic: White, Perfect, Sandwiches, White Bread, Trickle Down

I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white bread, butter, tomato catsup and big fat french fries. It's delicious. Here, you order a creme caramel and the waiter says, 'You know, that contains dairy.

- Helen Fielding

topic: White, Order, Bread, Fries, White Bread

I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping.

- Helen Fielding

source: "Chat with author Helen Fielding". Live chat, www.cnn.com. March 10, 2000.

topic: White, Bread, England, Ketchup, White Bread

The path to obesity is paved with bacon and white bread; the way to skinny is built on apples and Ezekiel.

- Bob Harper

source: Bob Harper, Greg Critser (2012). “The Skinny Rules: The Simple, Nonnegotiable Principles for Getting to Thin”, p.133, Ballantine Books

topic: White, Apples, Ezekiel, White Bread

Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black cherry soda's very Jewish. Macaroons are very Jewish - very Jewish cake. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime Jell-O is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish. Trailer parks are so goyish that Jews won't go near them.

- Lenny Bruce

topic: Cake, White, Black, Limes, White Bread

The hospital that feeds you refined sugar, white bread, canned soup, bouillon cubes, and frozen vegetables should be closed by the health department as a menace to the public health.

- David Reuben

topic: Dark, Vegetables, White, White Bread, Refined