Your Ex Quotes:

When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter.

- Dane Cook

topic: Phones, Feels, Your Ex

You can successfully take a jab at your ex without having everyone criticize you for it.

- Selena Gomez

topic: Life Lesson, Criticize, Your Ex

When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.

- Drake

topic: Ex Boyfriend, Ex Girlfriend, Broke Up, After Break Up, After Breakup

You can't start the next chapter of your life

- Michael McMillian

topic: Moving Forward, Next, Chapters, Life Changing Love, Motivational Life Changing

Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child.

- Valerie Bertinelli

topic: Hurt, Children, Divorce, Your Ex

If your ex is making things up about you, he's obviously miserable. It's just like, 'Wow, this person really cares to go out of their way to start a rumor about me.' I've dealt with it so much, obviously. The first couple of times, it really sucks. But then [they] just come out with something else. If you dwell on it, it's going to make you miserable. Just move on and laugh it off.

- Brody Jenner

source: "Brody Jenner Talks About Love". www.seventeen.com. December 21, 2007.

topic: Couple, Moving, Laughing, Just Move On, Your Ex

Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex and any new mate that your new mate's ex has acquired.

- Delia Ephron

topic: Husband, Wife, Today, Families Today, Ex Husband

If you had a man when I was your friend and then we started hooking up and you broke up with your boyfriend, so now we're together and you have a new male friend? I'm going to look at you sideways because your character's horrible and now I'm thinking you're going to do to me what you did to your ex.

- Damien Lemon

source: "MTV2's Guy Code Fellows Tell Us All About Love, Sex, & Relationships". Interview with Phoebe Robinson, www.glamour.com. February 14, 2013.

topic: Character, Thinking, Men, Your Ex

The only thing that bothers me is that the girls come up to me and say, "I'm dating your ex-husband." I'm happy that he's dating girls and getting out.

- Janet Jackson

source: Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

topic: Girl, Husband, Dating, Ex Husband, Your Ex

I know you lost your partner in crime, but...I want YOU to be MINE. Maybe WE should travel the world together, Camryn...I know I can't replace your ex--" "Andrew...it was always you.

- J.A. Redmerski

topic: Together, World, Want, Partners In Crime, Your Ex

One of the benefits of being divorced is that you no longer need to listen to your ex's assessment of the appropriateness of your actions.

- Amy Dickinson

topic: Women, Assessment, Needs, Appropriateness, Your Ex

You should not propose marriage until you have resolved your feelings about your ex.

- Amy Dickinson

topic: Women, Feelings, Should, Your Ex

It’s okay to show up at a guy’s house with a dozen roses and declare your undying affection. It’s okay to have too much to drink and call your ex twenty times and then to be mortally embarrassed when you realize your number must have shown up on his caller I.D. It’s okay, because making a fool of yourself for love is ultimately about you, how much you have to give and the distance you will travel to keep your heart wide open when everything around you makes you feel like slamming it shut and soldering it closed.

- Veronica Chambers

topic: Distance, Heart, Love Is, Making A Fool Of Yourself, Your Ex

President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation.

- David Letterman

topic: Running, Girlfriend, Vacation, Ex Girlfriend, Your Ex

Politicians are really getting desperate. In fact, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid sent out a final fundraising email to Democrats with the subject line, 'I'm begging.' Because what better way to show you're a strong leader than acting like you're drunk and dialing your ex?

- Jimmy Fallon

topic: Strong, Majority Leader, Fundraising, Strong Leaders, Your Ex

My ex-husband happens to be one of the most gifted moviemakers. And what is so bizarre about working with someone like that? I guess it is bizarre to be good friends with your ex-husband.

- Ali MacGraw

topic: Husband, Good Friend, Bizarre, Ex Husband, Your Ex

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

- Charlaine Harris

source: Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.839, Penguin

topic: Relationship, Ex Boyfriend, Dating, Your Ex

I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings toward your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She thinks I changed my name to Motherfucker."

- Elizabeth Gilbert

source: "Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia". Book by Elizabeth Gilbert, February 16, 2006.

topic: Thinking, Names, Two, Ex Wife, Your Ex

Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film 'Funny Girl' at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.

- Beth Ditto

source: "What would Beth Ditto do?" by Beth Ditto, www.theguardian.com. August 16, 2007.

topic: Girl, Believe, Funny Motivational, Nutella, Chocolate Bars

One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends.

- Lily Rabe

topic: Mother, Sorry, Ex Boyfriend, Your Ex

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

- Neil S. Plakcy

topic: Fall, Divorce, Wife, Lumber, Ex Wife

But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn't know what it was.

- Rachel Vincent

source: Rachel Vincent (2013). “Soul Screamers Volume Three: If I Die\Never to Sleep\Before I Wake”, p.208, Harlequin

topic: Goodbye, Girlfriend, Brother, Ex Girlfriend, Your Ex

Turn around, and the people you thought you knew might change. Your little boy might now live half a world away. Your beautiful daughter might be sneaking out at night. Your ex-husband might by dying by degrees. This is the reason that dancers learn, early on, how to spot while doing pirouettes: we all want to be able to find the place where we started.

- Jodi Picoult

source: Jodi Picoult (2012). “Lone Wolf: A Novel”, p.73, Simon and Schuster

topic: Beautiful, Daughter, Husband, Pirouettes, Ex Husband

Your allegiance is with your spouse; you cannot break that by showing allegiance to your ex-spouse.

- Connie Sellecca

topic: Break, Allegiance, Spouse, Your Ex

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.

- Derek Landy

topic: Ex Boyfriend, Moments, Mets, Your Ex

What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your ex-con ex-girlfriend to have you, either'? Yeah. That'll start this little triangle off on the right foot.

- Rachel Vincent

source: Rachel Vincent (2012). “Soul Screamers Volume Two: My Soul to Keep\My Soul to Steal\Reaper”, p.331, Harlequin

topic: Girlfriend, Want You Back, Feet, Ex Girlfriend, Your Ex

The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish

- Tate Hallaway

source: Tate Hallaway (2006). “Tall, Dark & Dead”, p.283, Penguin

topic: Ex Boyfriend, Dark, Looks, Your Ex, Vamp

Why are you so petrified of silence, here can you handle this? Did you think about your bills, your ex, your deadlines or when you think you're gonna die? Or did you long for the next distraction...

- Alanis Morissette

topic: Fear, Thinking, Long, Your Ex

Badmouthing your ex-spouse rips the child apart

- Dennis Prager

topic: Children, Rip, Spouse, Your Ex

Being Puerto Rican, born and raised on the streets of New York, you go, 'Wow, you're still friends with your ex, man? Really? That's weird.' I don't play that

- Marc Anthony

source: "EXCLUSIVE: Marc Anthony Breaks Silence, Denies Cheating on Jennifer Lopez" by Edward Lovett and John Quinones, abcnews.go.com. September 1, 2011.

topic: New York, Men, Play, X Men, Your Ex

The problem with breaking up with someone, if you are a little unsure — and so often, people are unsure — is that breaking up involves persuasion. You have to persuade your ex that it is better this way for everyone. And this is difficult if you have not entirely persuaded yourself. It is especially tricky to do this if you are also naked, and making two cups of coffee.

- Adam Thirlwell

source: Adam Thirlwell (2004). “Politics”, Random House

topic: Coffee, Two, People, Unsure, Your Ex