Chocolate Bars Quotes:

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.

- Judith Viorst

topic: Inspirational, Strength, Food, Yummy, Strength Of Mind

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

- Charles M. Schulz

topic: Love, Witty, Hurt, Humor Love, Humorous Love

Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one?s life...but 1932 the Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the Kit Kat - these dates are milestones in history and should be seared into the memory of every child in the country.

- Roald Dahl

topic: Country, Memories, Children, Milestone, William The Conqueror

Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

- Steve Almond

source: Steve Almond (2004). “Candyfreak: A Journey through the Chocolate Underbelly of America”, p.32, Algonquin Books

topic: Beautiful, Halloween, Night, Inspirational Halloween, Chocolate Bars

If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought: if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed.

- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

topic: Men, Air, Ideas, Sweets And Desserts, Damp

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

- George Carlin

topic: Chocolate, Feelings, Bars, Candy Bar, Chocolate Bars

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.

- Katharine Hepburn

topic: Strength, Wedding, Common Sense, Chocolate Bars

My favourite word? I think, delicious, because it sounds so delicious. You say it, and you just wanna eat a chocolate bar.

- Christopher Mintz-Plasse

topic: Thinking, Chocolate, Sound, Delicious, Chocolate Bars

The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called “rabbit food.

- J. K. Rowling

source: J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”, p.33, Pottermore

topic: Uncles, Vegetables, Cake, Chocolate Bars, Dudley Dursley

I think if I produced a show I would not want to be part of that production. That's not... I'm not... I mean, I couldn't even sell Boy Scout chocolate bars when I was a kid!

- Jesse Tyler Ferguson

topic: Mean, Kids, Boys, Chocolate Bars

I didn't follow the policies of those already in the business. If I had, I would never have made a go of it. Instead, I started out with the determination to make a better nickel chocolate bar than any of my competitors made, and I did so.

- Milton S. Hershey

topic: Leadership, Determination, Creative, Chocolate Bars

He turned and reached behind him for the chocolate bar, then he turned back again and handed it to Charlie. Charlie grabbed it and quickly tore off the wrapper and took an enormous bite. Then he took another…and another…and oh, the joy of being able to cram large pieces of something sweet and solid into one's mouth! The sheer blissful joy of being able to fill one's mouth with rich solid food! 'You look like you wanted that one, sonny,' the shopkeeper said pleasantly. Charlie nodded, his mouth bulging with chocolate.

- Roald Dahl

topic: Sweet, Joy, Chocolate, Something Sweet, Chocolate Bars

New York Stat agreed to pay $12 million to settle a lawsuit filed three decades ago by inmates swept up in the bloody 1971 revolt at Attica prison. The settlement will be paid in the form of chocolate bars and packs of Newports that can be picked up in the commissary.

- Colin Quinn

topic: New York, Chocolate, Three, Lawsuit, Chocolate Bars

But I can think of nothing on earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night, which, for me, was ten to fifteen pounds of candy, a riot of colored wrappers and hopeful fonts,snub-nosed chocolate bars and SweeTARTS, the seductive rattle of Jujyfruits and Good & Plenty and lollipopsticks all akimbo, the foli ends of mini LifeSavers packs twinkling like dimes, and a thick sugary perfume rising up from the pillowcase.

- Steve Almond

topic: Beautiful, Halloween, Night, Twinkling, Chocolate Bars

I turned around and headed back to the stairwell, planning to go downstairs and buy a chocolate bar from the vending machine. Maybe it would fall on me and end my misery.

- Kenneth Oppel

topic: Fall, Chocolate, Bars, Chocolate Bars, Vending Machines

Your average chocolate bar now is full of genetically modified sugar, genetically modified soy bean lecithin, and dairy products (super allergenic for kids); not to mention the 'fake vanilla' - known as chemical vanillin, synthetic flavoring.

- David Wolfe

topic: Kids, Average, Fake, Soy, Dairy Products

I'm an empress. I wear an apron. My typewriter writes. It didn't break the way it warned. Even crazy, I'm as nice as a chocolate bar.

- Anne Sexton

source: Anne Sexton, Diane Wood Middlebrook, Diana Hume George (2000). “Selected Poems of Anne Sexton”, p.118, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

topic: Crazy, Nice, Writing, Empresses, Aprons

We were broke in a way that only kids can be broke. Our toes were black with dye from wearing boots that weren't waterproof. We had infected ear lobes and green rings around our fingers from cheap jewelry. No one ever even had a chocolate bar.

- Heather O'Neill

source: Heather O'Neill (2009). “Lullabies for Little Criminals: A Novel”, p.16, Harper Collins

topic: Kids, Chocolate, Black, Chocolate Bars

The second I walked into the first interview with Harry & Niall, Harry immediately came bounding up to me asked me my name, gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and asked if i’d like a drink or a chocolate bar from the fridge. Having only 8 minutes with each group, he probably knew I couldn’t sit munching on a chocolate bar, but he gave me the tour of his fridge nonetheless, and I did take a Daim bar.

- Zoe Sugg

topic: Kissing, Names, Chocolate, Fridges, Cheeks

Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film 'Funny Girl' at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.

- Beth Ditto

source: "What would Beth Ditto do?" by Beth Ditto, www.theguardian.com. August 16, 2007.

topic: Girl, Believe, Funny Motivational, Nutella, Chocolate Bars

On the good ship Lollipop Its a sweet trip To the candy shop Where bon-bon's play, On the sunny beach Of peppermint bay Lemonade stands, Everywhere Crackerjack bands, Fill the air, And there you are, Happy landings on a chocolate bar. See the sugar bowl Do a tootsie roll In a big bad devils food cake, If you eat too much, Oh, oh, You'll awake, With a tummy ache.

- Shirley Temple

source: Song: On The Good Ship Lollipop

topic: Beach, Sweet, Cake, Lollipop, Peppermint

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.

- Mike Myers

topic: Fun, Europe, Ideas, Chocolate Bars, Scooters

Hey,” Shane said from the other side of the bars. “Trade you cigarettes for a chocolate bar.” Funny,” Eve said. She was almost back to her old unGothed self again, though there were still red splotches on her cheeks and around her eyes. “How come you’re always behind bars, troublemaker?” Look who’s talking. I didn’t try to outrun the cops in a hearse.” That hearse had horsepower.” Eve got that moony look in her eyes again. “I love that hearse.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2010). “Kiss of Death: The Morganville Vampires”, p.95, Penguin

topic: Eye, Self, Talking, Horsepower, Cheeks

I meditate, I do yoga and I have a lot of friends who are healers.....And if none of that works, I go by a chocolate bar and a bottle of cognac.

- Susan Strasberg

topic: Yoga, Chocolate, Bottles, Chocolate Bars, Cognac

There always has been a mystique and a romance about aviation, but in terms of the principles involved of satisfying your customer there's no difference between selling airlines seats and chocolate bars.

- Mike Batt

topic: Differences, Romance, Chocolate, Chocolate Bars

My father is the harbinger of death and destruction. My grandmother the Great Destroyer. My mother is the goddess of the hunt. I think I’ll be okay. (Kat) Yeah, you do have the history of absolute terror and cruelty in your veins. (Sin) Remember that if you ever come between me and my chocolate bar. (Kat)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

topic: Mother, Father, Thinking, Chocolate Bars, Harbinger

If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?

- Wakas Mir

topic: Chocolate, Bars, Half, Snickers, Chocolate Bars