I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.
source: "Richie Sambora Ready to Meet His 'Future Ex-Wife'". Interview with Mary S. Park, people.com. February 20, 2011.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
topic: Lunch, Wife, Funny Marriage, Ex Wife, His Ex
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
topic: New York, Wife, Newspapers, Ex Wife
I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.
source: "'Help Yourself' author Dave Pelzer". Live chat, www.cnn.com. September 6, 2001.
source: "Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia". Book by Elizabeth Gilbert, February 16, 2006.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
topic: Single, Money, Rip, Marriage And Divorce, Marriage Divorce
topic: Night, Wife, Love And Marriage, Ex Wife
topic: Sports, Husband, Games, Humorous Golf, Funny Sports
topic: Dating Someone, Wife, Rumor, Ex Wife
source: D.H. Lawrence (2013). “Delphi Works of D.H. Lawrence (Illustrated)”, p.5231, Delphi Classics
Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives.
source: Los Angeles Times Interview, May 04, 1997.
source: Source: www.msnbc.com
topic: Christian, Baby, Warrior, Acts Of Violence, Ex Wife
source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Jobs, Kids, School, Don't Talk To Me, Ex Wife
source: "Tim Matheson: On the Whole Live Challenge and never wallowing in disappointment". Interview with Robert Piper, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
topic: Children, Creating, Wife, Energizing, Change Is Good
source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Husband, Wife, Taste, Ex Wife, Ex Husband
You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children.
topic: Children, Husband, Wife, Ex Wife, Ex Husband
I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.
topic: Wife, Too Much, Ready, Domestic Life, Ex Wife
source: Source: collider.com
topic: Philosophy, Philosophical, Nyu, Deep Philosophical, Ex Wife
I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Mom, Husband, Father, Having Kids, Mentally Ill
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
source: Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.106, Simon and Schuster
topic: Golf, Thinking, Wife, Ex Wife, Greatest Golf
source: Richard Moran (1990). “Dallas Down”, Jove Publications
topic: Teacher, Self Esteem, Eye, Ex Wife
source: Source: valuet.wordpress.com
topic: Intelligent, Wife, Answers, Ex Wife
topic: Retirement, Who I Am, Feet, Ex Wife
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.