Hamburgers quotes
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Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
-- Abbie Hoffman -
Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
-- Al Yankovic -
You know most of the food that Americans hold so dear - things like hamburgers and hot dogs - were road food, but even before they were road food, they were peasant food.
-- Alton Brown -
I'm standing in a slaughterhouse where the cattle are begging to become hamburgers. I have a right to be jumpy.
-- Amelia Atwater-Rhodes -
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
-- Bill Engvall -
I'll take you to Mickey D's," said Sean. "I'll buy you a hamburger." Annie was not thrilled. Sean's offer did not compare to offers made in other centuries. "And fries," Sean said. "And a vanilla milkshake." Annie remained unthrilled. "Okay, okay. You can have a Big Mac." Romance in my century, she thought, is pitiful.
-- Caroline B. Cooney -
Looking hard for a drive in, searching for a corner cafe, where the hamburgers sizzle on an open grill night and day,
-- Chuck Berry -
Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face? - How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face? Just say that it can. Would you bother? Or would you eat something else?
-- Claudia Gray -
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So, this is my plea to all Western editors and producers: Display the Muhammad cartoon daily, until the Islamists become accustomed to the fact that we turn sacred cows into hamburger.
-- Daniel Pipes -
Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed.
-- Dave Barry -
There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.
-- Don Van Vliet -
The executives who run the fast food industry are not bad men. They are businessmen. They will sell free-range, organic, grass-fed hamburgers if you demand it. They will sell whatever sells at a profit.
-- Eric Schlosser -
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A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
-- Evan Esar -
I want to keep fighting because it's the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet.
-- George Foreman -
You can't take a congressman to lunch for $25 and buy him a hamburger or a steak or something like that. But you can take him to a fund-raising lunch and not only buy him that steak, but give him $25,000 extra and call it a fund-raiser - and have all the same access and all the same interactions with that congressman.
-- Jack Abramoff -
A waft of sweet hash drifted by, and I wanted to float after it like Wimpy levitating at the scent of a hamburger.
-- Jerry Stahl -
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I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please. / Sir, we don't serve negroes here. / Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.
-- Joseph Lowery -
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
-- Lewis Grizzard -
What good does it do to sit at the counter when you cannot afford a hamburger?
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. -
What good is having the right to sit at a lunch counter if you can't afford to buy a hamburger?
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. -
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Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.
-- Matthew McConaughey -
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.
-- Natasha Leggero -
If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger?
-- Oscar de la Renta -
I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hamburger?
-- Paul Newman -
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[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania.
-- Paul Newman -
We are, quite literally, gambling with the future of our planet- for the sake of hamburgers
-- Peter Singer -
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
-- Peter York -
We should not use crippled children to sell hamburgers. Ever.
-- Phil Donahue -
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Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast.
-- Quentin Tarantino -
She was starting to feel a little like a hamburger at a dieters’ convention. Nobody was likely to snack on her, but absolutely everybody noticed she was edible.
-- Rachel Caine -
Did you bring me a hamburger? Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger.Bizarre.He'd never asked for that before. Coffee? It's late. Doughnuts? No. What good are you then?
-- Rachel Caine -
We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else.
-- Ray Kroc -
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It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun,
-- Ray Kroc -
There's a lot more future in hamburgers than in baseball.
-- Ray Kroc -
I put the hamburger on the assembly line.
-- Ray Kroc -
For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids - it's their favorite dinner.
-- Reese Witherspoon -
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I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars.
-- River Phoenix -
If you do not like Real Estate, all you have to do is make hamburgers, build a business around that hamburger, and franchise it.
-- Robert Kiyosaki -
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
-- Robert Reisner -
I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.
-- Sarah Silverman -
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It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns
-- Simon Cowell -
The same rightists who decades ago were shouting, 'Better dead than red!' are now often heard mumbling, 'Better red than eating hamburgers.
-- Slavoj Žižek -
If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.
-- Snoop Dogg -
Saying spirituality cannot exist without religion is like saying hamburgers cannot exist without McDonald's.
-- Steven Barnes -
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But once in a while you might see me at In and Out Burger; they make the best fast food hamburgers around.
-- Thomas Keller -
Hamburger bad fries bad, coca-cola bad….There I said it. Drink your water people.
-- Tony Horton -
What?" I ask. "I'm developing a theory." "And it is?" She picks up her hamburger, grins, and says, "That you have a death wish.
-- Veronica Roth -
It would not do for the consumer to know that the hamburger she is eating came from a steer who spent much of his life standing deep in his own excrement in a feedlot, helping to pollute the local streams. Or that the calf that yielded the veal cutlet on her plate spent its life in a box in which it did not have room to turn around.
-- Wendell Berry -
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Whether you sell hamburgers or computers, we’re all in the customer service business. Our goal must be to exceed our customers’ expectations every day.
-- Dave Thomas -
I stole a shirt off Jacques (Kallis) and a pullover off Harry (Paul Harris) that still had his hamburger stain on the front left side of it.
-- Graeme Smith -
I saw an awful lot of actresses, and some of them, you thought should be hospitalized. [They] should certainly eat a hamburger, for godsake.
-- Peter Webber -
No poem ever bought a hamburger, or not too many.
-- Thomas Lux -
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I don't get the animosity when someone tells a joke that you don't like. Whereas if someone made a dish that you don't like if you went to a restaurant, you would either try another dish or you just don't go back to that restaurant. But you don't say like, "I did not like the hamburger here. This restaurant should be shut down. It should be banned from making hamburgers. No one else should have these hamburgers." And everyone else is like, "No, you wouldn't do that."
-- Brad Williams -
If you're just grinding up hamburger at McDonald's, I see that as a bit of an affront to living things. You're not really honoring the life.
-- Bryan Fuller -
The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.
-- Bud Collins -
You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.
-- J. B. Smoove -
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I love food: hamburgers, pizza, gnocci, mashed potatoes, and especially chocolate. I enjoy eating for the sake of eating. Sometimes I feel sad for the models who don't eat. When you love food, you love life. When you love life, you love to love.
-- Laetitia Casta
