Jackie Vernon Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it.”
-- Jackie Vernon

#Sassy #Nerves #Earth
“It was a small town: Ferguson, Ohio. When you entered there was a big sign and it said, "Welcome to Ferguson. Beware of the Dog." The all-night drugstore closed at noon.”
-- Jackie Vernon

#Funny #Dog #Night
“When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.”
-- Jackie Vernon

#Father #Trying #Three

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