Dave Barry Quotes:
Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 3, 1947
Birthday: July 3
I realize that there are certain hardships that only females must endure, such as childbirth, waiting in lines for public-restroom stalls, and a crippling, psychotic obsession with shoe color. Also, females tend to reach emotional maturity very quickly, so that by age 7 they are no longer capable of seeing the humor in loud inadvertent public blasts of flatulence, whereas males can continue to derive vast enjoyment from this well into their 80s.
topic: Emotional, Maturity, Shoes, Emotional Maturity, Restroom, Waiting In Line, Flatulence
