Stephen Colbert Quotes:
Ocupation: Satirist
Life: b. May 13, 1964
Birthday: May 13
Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears. It's winter, they're asleep, I didn't think it would be a problem. But today I see this in the Toronto Globe and Mail -- apparently a 700-pound polar bear showed up at a children's hockey game. I've said this before, they're after our kids -- they're tender, juicy, you don't even have to throw away the bones.
topic: Children, Kids, Hockey, Polar Bears
