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Dave Barry Quotes:

Ocupation: Author

Life: b. July 3, 1947

Birthday: July 3

They have a lot of trouble with pronunciation, because they can't move their jaw muscles, because of malnutrition caused by wisely refusing to eat English food, much of which was designed and manufactured in medieval times during the reign of King Walter the Mildly Disturbed.

- Dave Barry

source: Dave Barry (1994). “The World According to Dave Barry”, Outlet

topic: Funny, Kings, Humorous, Malnutrition, Pronunciation, Medieval Times

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