Dave Barry Quotes:
Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 3, 1947
Birthday: July 3
You must prepare yourselves, young people, because Uncle Dave's generation is getting old. We are almost ready to go to the retirement home to spend the rest of our days tapping our bedpans rhythmically in time to "easy listening" rock 'n' roll. We must pass the torch on to you, and you must grasp it, ideally by the end that is not on fire.
topic: Retirement, Uncles, Home, Tapping, Retirement Homes
