The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
topic: Retirement, Days Off, Trouble, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
source: "Wisdom for Our Time". Book by James Nelson, 1961.
topic: Life, Retirement, Business, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
topic: Retirement, Worry, Age, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
topic: Sports, Age, Income, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
topic: Jobs, Husband, Wife, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
topic: Funny, Teacher, Witty, Inspirational Retirement, Retirement Farewell
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Basketball, Favorite Sports, Inspirational Commitment
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
topic: Funny, Witty, Teacher, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
topic: Retirement, Home, Forever, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
source: Voltaire (1949). “The portable Voltaire”
topic: Life, Retirement, Age, Inspirational Age, Funny Retirement
topic: Retirement, Party, Way, Colonels, Funny Retirement
topic: Wine, Old Friends, Age, Best Wine, Old Wine
There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
topic: Retirement, Jobs, Business, Funny Retirement, Funny Boss
source: Diary entry, April 15, 1836.
topic: Country, Retirement, Long, Funny Retirement, Retirement Homes
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
source: "Fictional character: Captain Jeffrey Spaulding". "Animal Crackers", August 20, 1930.
topic: Retirement, Work, Age, Retired Teacher, Retirement Farewell
topic: Retirement, Home, Vacation, Hunting And Fishing, Hotel Rooms
topic: Beautiful, Retirement, Reading, Retirement Homes, Sipping
topic: Retirement, Home, Successful, Cashiers, Retirement Homes
For now I'm building up stories for the retirement home!
topic: Retirement, Home, Stories, Retirement Homes
topic: Retirement, Uncles, Home, Tapping, Retirement Homes
source: "Hot Seat". Time Out New York, Issue 565, August 02, 2006.
topic: Retirement, Character, Home, Whiners, Retirement Homes
source: "The Lenny Interview: Isabel Allende". Interview with Collier Meyerson, www.lennyletter.com. January 15, 2016.
topic: Mother, Retirement, New York, Retirement Homes
topic: Jesus, Retirement, Wall, Retirement Homes, Two Days
topic: Retirement, Home, Self, Retirement Homes
source: Source: www.bookbrowse.com
topic: Retirement, Believe, Book, Retirement Homes
source: Source: www.bookbrowse.com
topic: Retirement, School, Home, Wwi, Retirement Homes
topic: Retirement, Home, Two, Retirement Homes, General Motors
source: Source: www.avclub.com
topic: Retirement, Home, Talking, Retirement Homes