Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 3, 1947
Birthday: July 3
Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum."
source: Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.39, Ballantine Books
topic: Funny, Humorous, Food, Air Travel, Airline Food