Dan Cummins quotes
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“The next time you and somebody are in an elevator alone, give them the creepiest stare followed by the creepiest smile ever. While they're leaving, give them a crazy laugh and say, 'It was a meet to pleasure you'.”
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“Its easy to have kids, people try to scare you into thinking "oh its hard to have kids" Its not. I have two, and I have no idea where they are right now. Kids are adorable, someone will always take care of them.”
-- Dan Cummins
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“I laughed out loud and shook my head, "You're crazy!" He nodded, "About you.”
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Source : "To Save a Life: Stories of Holocaust Rescue" edited by Ellen Land-Weber, Part I, Holland, Ch. 1, (p. 48), 2000.
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“Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights”
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Source : A. B. Simpson (1984). “Days of Heaven on Earth: A Daily Devotional to Comfort and Inspire”, Moody Publishers
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Source : Abraham Cahan (2013). “The Rise of David Levinsky”, p.43, Courier Corporation
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Source : Adam Rex (2013). “The True Meaning of Smekday”, p.178, A&C Black
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