Dave Barry Quotes:
Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 3, 1947
Birthday: July 3
We are talking about mutated women, the result of cruel genetic experiments performed by fashion designers so lacking in any sense of human decency that they think nothing of putting their initials on your eyeglass lenses. The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. If a normal woman puts on clothing designed for these unfortunate people, she is quite naturally going to look like Revenge of the Pork Person.
topic: Fashion, Revenge, Fall, Leading Causes, Grate, Fashion Model
