Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 3, 1947
Birthday: July 3
The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.
source: Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.147, Crown Archetype
topic: Music, Weed, Art, Vasectomy