Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 3, 1947
Birthday: July 3
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
source: Dave Barry (2001). “All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist”
topic: Funny, Mom, Baby, Drooling, Glands, Baby Boy, Cute Baby, Cute Baby Boy, Baby Smile, My Baby, New Baby Boy