Doug Stanhope Quotes:
Ocupation: Stand-up comedian
Life: b. March 25, 1967
Birthday: March 25
They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to the 90-year-old lying awake at the graveyard shift in the nursing home, groaning with dementia. The only reason he hasn't killed himself is that he hasn't figured out a way he can do it with pudding.
topic: Lying, Home, Nursing, Dementia, Nursing Home
