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Dave Barry Quotes:

Ocupation: Author

Life: b. July 3, 1947

Birthday: July 3

If God had wanted us to spend all our time fretting about the problems of home ownership, He would never have created beer. This is not to say that I am recommending that you totally ignore your responsibilities as a homeowner and just sit around all day with a can of beer in your hand. No indeed, I have long been a believer in purchasing bottled beer, and pouring it into a chilled glass.

- Dave Barry

source: Dave Barry (2010). “Homes and Other Black Holes”, p.8, Ballantine Books

topic: Responsibility, Home, Beer, Homeowners, Chilled, Home Ownership

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