Erma Bombeck Quotes:
Ocupation: Column Author
Life: February 21, 1927 - April 22, 1996
Birthday: February 21
Death: April 22
Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water.
source: Erma Bombeck (1997). “Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist”, p.5, Andrews McMeel Publishing
topic: Mother, Kids, Boys, Treading Water
