Dave Barry Quotes:
Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 3, 1947
Birthday: July 3
You can't have a bad time at Disney World. It's not allowed. They have hidden electronic surveillance cameras everywhere, and if they catch you failing to laugh with childlike wonder, they lock you inside a costume representing a beloved Disney character such as Goofy and make you walk about in the Florida heat getting grabbed and leaped on by violently excited children until you have learned your lesson.
source: Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.56, Ballantine Books
topic: Funny, Children, Humor, Disney Character, Childlike Wonder, Surveillance Cameras
