Chris Hardwick Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. November 23, 1971
Birthday: November 23
You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.
topic: Winning, Touch Someone, Beef, Roast Beef
