Ron White Quotes:
Ocupation: Stand-up comedian
Life: b. December 18, 1956
Birthday: December 18
The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street me, in a town of less than four hundred people. *We've met.* Now, he takes me to jail, and he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass, and I said, "Yeah. They call me, "Tater Salad!" Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed on a bench in New York with blood coming out of my nose, and this cop goes, "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?"
source: "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie", www.imdb.com. 2003. 
topic: Funny, Mean, Doors, This Guy, Aliases, Arresting, Smartass
